school wide pa / video (on blogs)
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[ All around the school, suddenly there's a click and voices arguing over the PA system. There's also a video being made, if a character has access to a computer, but if not there are two voices being broadcast around the school anyway so if a character is anywhere on campus, you should be able to hear it. If they're an adult, all of the houses in town have computers so it's easy to see the video post. ]
That's not how you use it--
Yes it is! Don't turn it on yet!
Have you ever used this before?
In my head, sure. Wait-- Oh, it's already on. [ Ahem. There's a pause before Yuri's voice takes on a happier tone. ] Hi everyone! This is Yuri Nakamura of the SSS. That's the-- What does it stand for again?
[ Otonashi sighs, the palm of his hand once again reuniting with his forehead. They're good friends, really. ] Shinda Sekai Sensen.
That's kind of catchy. I'm glad I came up with it. [ Not that she won't change her mind in a few days. ] Anyway, I'm here with Otonashi. He never gave me his first name, so he's just Otonashi, like a pop star, and we have something important to tell you. There are a lot of you, so it was much more effecient to hack into the school's PA system and announce it here since I'm sure tons of you still don't know what's going on.
[ Yuri leans back in the seat. She doesn't put her feet up like she normally would on account of this being a video in addition to the vocal broadcast. She doesn't want to flash anyone, okay? ]
Welcome to the Afterlife. Long story short, if you can either see or hear this, you're dead. Any sickness or disabilities you had before should be gone, but some of you might be missing memories. A lot more than usual it seems like. If you don't have memories, they should come back eventually. We'll find a way to get them back. Otonashi and I have been in this world a lot longer than most people here now [ she thinks ] and we're willing to offer help to those who need to get settled in.
The number one thing, of course, being that if you want to keep existing, you need to do anything other than live normally. If you go to class, live happily, or find yourself feeling too satisfied you'll disappear like you were never here. You'll get erased, obliterated. For the super-morons out there who love eating, be careful not to eat your favorite food or you might end up disappearing from being so happy about it. [ Yuri's voice raises a pitch and gets all singsong while she imitates some random person she made up. ] "Ahh, finally, giant tuna! My life is complete!" and then you're completely gone even if your actual problems haven't been resolved.
If you have more questions, feel free to comment on the video post that's up on the blogs or come visit the principal's former office, currently the SSS headquarters. Make sure you knock first.
[ She won't be responsible if you don't listen and get smacked off of the third floor by a giant hammer. Otonashi speaks up to emphasize Yuri's words. ]
...Definitely knock. Trust me.
{{ OOC: Yuri and Otonashi will reply to some of the threads, but feel free to have characters talk amongst themselves as well! It's kind of a big announcement, so it's not just limited to conversation with the two of them! Open to all and all that! }}
That's not how you use it--
Yes it is! Don't turn it on yet!
Have you ever used this before?
In my head, sure. Wait-- Oh, it's already on. [ Ahem. There's a pause before Yuri's voice takes on a happier tone. ] Hi everyone! This is Yuri Nakamura of the SSS. That's the-- What does it stand for again?
[ Otonashi sighs, the palm of his hand once again reuniting with his forehead. They're good friends, really. ] Shinda Sekai Sensen.
That's kind of catchy. I'm glad I came up with it. [ Not that she won't change her mind in a few days. ] Anyway, I'm here with Otonashi. He never gave me his first name, so he's just Otonashi, like a pop star, and we have something important to tell you. There are a lot of you, so it was much more effecient to hack into the school's PA system and announce it here since I'm sure tons of you still don't know what's going on.
[ Yuri leans back in the seat. She doesn't put her feet up like she normally would on account of this being a video in addition to the vocal broadcast. She doesn't want to flash anyone, okay? ]
Welcome to the Afterlife. Long story short, if you can either see or hear this, you're dead. Any sickness or disabilities you had before should be gone, but some of you might be missing memories. A lot more than usual it seems like. If you don't have memories, they should come back eventually. We'll find a way to get them back. Otonashi and I have been in this world a lot longer than most people here now [ she thinks ] and we're willing to offer help to those who need to get settled in.
The number one thing, of course, being that if you want to keep existing, you need to do anything other than live normally. If you go to class, live happily, or find yourself feeling too satisfied you'll disappear like you were never here. You'll get erased, obliterated. For the super-morons out there who love eating, be careful not to eat your favorite food or you might end up disappearing from being so happy about it. [ Yuri's voice raises a pitch and gets all singsong while she imitates some random person she made up. ] "Ahh, finally, giant tuna! My life is complete!" and then you're completely gone even if your actual problems haven't been resolved.
If you have more questions, feel free to comment on the video post that's up on the blogs or come visit the principal's former office, currently the SSS headquarters. Make sure you knock first.
[ She won't be responsible if you don't listen and get smacked off of the third floor by a giant hammer. Otonashi speaks up to emphasize Yuri's words. ]
...Definitely knock. Trust me.
{{ OOC: Yuri and Otonashi will reply to some of the threads, but feel free to have characters talk amongst themselves as well! It's kind of a big announcement, so it's not just limited to conversation with the two of them! Open to all and all that! }}