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[tenminutes]

Kirino Kousaka!

[ This video looks a little more dramatic than it should. For one thing, Yuri has her hands folded beneath her chin, looking quite serious. The background is dark, illuminated only by beams of the sun peeking out from behind her in the window. Before her is an egg, held in a holder.

This is in fact a bit of fun for Yuri, and also based entirely on the fact that she wants to win and find out just what this Gold Ticket situation is. The fact that Yuri looks like a movie villain probably doesn't reflect her intentions, but she is declaring this in public. ]

I've taken the egg hostage, get here right now or I'll give it to one of the other classmates to babysit while I take care of everyone else's "eggs."

[ Yes, she's making vague threats to everyone else's eggs to start a stir. What other reason would there be for declaring this out of private? Of course, if anyone ticks her off, she obtained a number of Ferrero Rocher chocolate balls from Caius that she's been planning to practice sling shot with. ]

Comments

[tenminutes]

Hinata isn't obsessed with me! [ How the hell did you know exactly who he was talking about then.. ] Well I didn't know it was two guys, he's got two fathers and Aunt Yurippe.

[tsunball]

[ He would be asking that if he wasn't so distracted by the last part.. he's smelling his chance right here! ]

Wait, if you're the aunt, then you can babysit it, right? [ Sure, say that to the girl who's going around threatening eggs, good job, Leon.. ]

[tenminutes]

No chance in hell.

[tsunball]

Wha--

[ His jaw drops open. ]

Rejected that quickly?! You didn't even think about it for a moment..!

[tenminutes]

Of course not, I'm not going to offer to take your kid so you can run off and play baseball with your work buddies!

[ It's like golf but baseball. ]

[tsunball]

I wouldn't go play fucking baseball!! [ Denying this is clearly more important than convincing her.. or it is for a moment or two or so, at least. ]

It's just that.. well, aren't chicks supposed to take care of that shit? Why do they make two dudes do this together?!

[tenminutes]

Because I'm the one with a job, not you. Also your goatee just screams baby magnet. A real baby would want to hold onto that thing all the time, it looks like a prickly pacifier.

[ If you're gonna tell her that she's supposed to be taking care of babies she's gonna not hold back, Leon!! You're doing this to yourself!! ]

[tsunball]

[ Oh no. Oh no. She did just not insult his manly goatee of coolness! Nope, nuh-uh, he won't have any of that! La la la la, can't hear you..!! ]

Shut up, Yurippe, if you really think it's that attractive but you're just tsundere over it, then just say so..!!

[tenminutes]

Why would I think your goatee is attractive?

[ Not a second's hesitation there either. ]

You're just mad I won't take your egg.

[tsunball]

Because it is?! [ Only in Leon's imagination. ]

And I'm not mad at all! Why do I seem mad to you?! I'm not fucking mad! [ .... Leon is a champion at disproving his own points. ] I just don't want to take care of a retarded egg that's supposed to be a baby!

[tenminutes]

You seem mad because you're screaming at me about how you're not "fucking mad."

[ Obviously Leon. You know what though, she's just gonna go with the rumor she's decided to start after talking to Haruhi about a certain situation. ]

Anyway, I can't have your baby. I'm taken. Please spread the word.

[tsunball]

....

Hah?

[ That's it. You managed to get him totally dumbfounded. Not that it's hard to do that with Leon, but still, congratulations... ]

[tenminutes]

You heard me. Taken. Dating someone. I have a boyfriend so all of the guys should stop hitting on me or potentially confessing their feelings so you should definitely tell everyone about it.

[tsunball]

Wait-- you can't just say that out of nowhere and then pretend like it's over and done with! Who are you even dating, huh?! Why didn't you tell anyone before?! [ Yurippe the seductress, leading him on.. ]

[tenminutes]

It's a secret, he wants to protect his privacy since he knows I'm a big name in the afterlife.

[ Well she's leading him on, just not the path he was thinking.. ]

It just started yesterday, that's why.

omg dw is being a butt THAT'S NOT EVEN WHO I WAS LOGGED IN AS...

[tsunball]

[ ... Even though Leon can be gullible sometimes, even he's wary of this kind of explanation.. ]

No way you'd conveniently get one just the day before I start about this kinda stuff! [ .. then again, it's not exactly like he ever doesn't talk about that kind of stuff to her.. ]

WOW DW!! CALM YOURSELF X(

[tenminutes]

Leon, you hit on me every time you see me, I don't need a reason to reject you.

[tsunball]

Of course you do! No girl could think up any normal reason to reject someone as cool as me..!

[ .. in his dreams, maybe. ]

[tenminutes]

I just said, I don't have to think up any reason, normal or otherwise.

[tsunball]

.. But.. y-you at least need a reason to reject me, right?! [ DON'T PUT HIM THAT LOW ON THE SOCIAL LADDER.. please.. thanks.. ]

You can't just let it be something that automatically happens!

[tenminutes]

Because you just want a girlfriend, not me, and that's the exact opposite way to get a girlfriend. Better?

[tsunball]

Well, I do want a girlfriend.. [ Way to prove her point, Leon. ]

But that doesn't mean I don't just want you! I mean, sure, you're really weirdly violent and crazy sometimes, but you're a cool chick.

[ And yes, he's surprisingly serious about that. For what it's worth. ]

[tenminutes]

Thanks for thinking I'm a cool chick, but I'm still pretty sure there are other girls you "just" want. Besides, there really is someone I like. Even if we're not actually dating, but I want you to spread the word that I'm dating someone, so let's just go with that.

[ Being honest about this is a little easier, even if she'd probably hit him if he asked who. ]

[tsunball]

..

So does this guy still want to remain anonymous?

[ HE COULDN'T RESIST, OKAY.. besides, this feels much more like a legit rejection than anything else could. ]

[tenminutes]

This guy doesn't even know he's got the option of being anonymous because I can't put everyone in a position that they might have to deal with fall-out. That's why I want the rumor spread, Leon. He's the type of idiot who would be okay with me just being happy.