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Kirino Kousaka!

[ This video looks a little more dramatic than it should. For one thing, Yuri has her hands folded beneath her chin, looking quite serious. The background is dark, illuminated only by beams of the sun peeking out from behind her in the window. Before her is an egg, held in a holder.

This is in fact a bit of fun for Yuri, and also based entirely on the fact that she wants to win and find out just what this Gold Ticket situation is. The fact that Yuri looks like a movie villain probably doesn't reflect her intentions, but she is declaring this in public. ]

I've taken the egg hostage, get here right now or I'll give it to one of the other classmates to babysit while I take care of everyone else's "eggs."

[ Yes, she's making vague threats to everyone else's eggs to start a stir. What other reason would there be for declaring this out of private? Of course, if anyone ticks her off, she obtained a number of Ferrero Rocher chocolate balls from Caius that she's been planning to practice sling shot with. ]

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[princesadist]

[Did someone say take care of something cause if so he's already popping up.]

You stole someone's egg? Huh. Never thought you would be the type to do so, Yurippe.

[tenminutes]

[ Kirino's actually her partner, but it sounds so dramatic when you put it this way. ]

It's my egg too, Kirino kidnapped it first.

[ It's questionable whether or not that actually happened, though. ]

This is part of the family business, Sougo, don't get involved unless you like your egg's kneecaps.

[princesadist]

Oh. So you two are partners in crime, then. I never knew you swung that way, though.

[Sougo what the hell are you talking about you're paired with Accelrin.]

But my egg's kneecaps are far from gone at this point. What if I want to get into this family business as well? I can sacrifice some shells.

[tenminutes]

I can't help it that 99.9% of all males I know are complete idiots, Sougo.

[ She side eyes him though. Getting into the family business.. ]

Sougo, are you trying to marry into the family?

[losthersheep]

I hope you don't mean that you're going to break other people's eggs. That really can't be considered anything like "fair play."

[ Mami is a stickler when it comes to the rules, and she doesn't like the idea that her egg (or her friend's) might be ruined by someone planning to cheat. ]

Surely you wouldn't do something like that, right?

[ Mami is smiling, but she means business. ]

[tenminutes]

Only if they gave me a reason to, of course.

[ The chair Yuri is sititng in is clearly not one that students normally have though..

Rules may very obviously not factor in for her. ]

[losthersheep]

..And what would you consider to be a good reason for breaking the rules?

[ Mami was trying to give the girl an easy out, so that she could say that she would never break someone else's egg, but it seems like the girl isn't planning on being a model student. ]

[tenminutes]

Oh, I don't need a reason to break the rules. I wouldn't break someone's egg without a reason though.

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[callmeimouto]

[...eeehhh...]

Honestly? With an attitude like that I have the urge to just throw the egg out the window and watch it soar. Ugh- annoying... soooo annoying!

Where are you already? You're being all secretive and that's not helping at all.

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[tenminutes]

But then we won't win and you'll have to face everyone making fun of us for being the worst parents.

I'm in HQ. [ She tilts out of the way of the camera so she can show the room. It looked all dramatic, but it was really just a weird set up of the curtains in the principal's office.. ]

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[callmeimouto]

Alriiiight alright! I'm coming, jeez!

[AND OFF SHE GOES.

of course she knocks when she arrives, mutters the password and opens the door.]

So, if we're gonna do this we better do it right so we win.

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[extraordinarily]

... Are you an idiot?

[ Her voice is completely deadpan at that, but she's absolutely certain that Yuri's just messing around. She's not stupid. ]

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[tenminutes]

[ She is stupid, but she's just having fun right now. ]

I'm afraid it's the weakness of everyone in the SSS, Haruhi. I'm sorry to break it to you this way.

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[extraordinarily]

That's it. I'm quitting.

[ She's saying this with quite a bit of sarcasm, though the annoyed look in her eyes is definitely saying something else. ]

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[onewayroad]

You must be really bored if this is what you resort to.

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[tenminutes]

Is it that obvious?

I want to win, too, of course.

[onewayroad]

The prize couldn't possibly be anything worthwhile.

[crashtestdummy]

[HE KNEW SHE WAS A PSYCHO...]

What do you mean, "take care of" everyone else's? Sounds real shady...

[tenminutes]

You people take everything so seriously, I can't even joke and pretend I'm a mafia mom..!

[ Sigh. ] Though, I have a sling shot and lots of chocolate if anyone ticks me off.

[crashtestdummy]

You're a little too convincing...

Y'know, you coulda gone all the way and been eating an omelette while you taped yourself.

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[tsunball]

.. Yo, Yurippe, you're partnered up with Kousaka? [ He almost feels bad for Kirino given Yuri's violent tendencies.. which are apparently already being a threat for the egg even right now, huh. And he thought he was a bad "parent" to that thing. ]

And causing her trouble already? You're sure at it quickly..

[ Says the guy who had zero trouble causing Hinata trouble. ]

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[tenminutes]

[ Wow, Kirino and Yuri get along even!! ]

I'm not causing any trouble, I wanted to borrow the egg so I could get him a stand. I'm causing trouble for the eggs of anyone who annoys me though.

[tsunball]

Who says that one day you're not just gonna be bored and try to shoot it off into the sky or whatever?

[ Or kick it off a roof.. or whatever it is Yuri does with people.. he sure wouldn't put it past her, either way. ]

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[nothisbrother]

Just how bored are you?

[Because really? Taking eggs hostages? ...Okay not that Naoi would ever put this kind of thing past her since she's done weirder but still c'mon]

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[tenminutes]

I just want the tickets, that's all.

[ Also she's bored. ]