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[tenminutes]

Kirino Kousaka!

[ This video looks a little more dramatic than it should. For one thing, Yuri has her hands folded beneath her chin, looking quite serious. The background is dark, illuminated only by beams of the sun peeking out from behind her in the window. Before her is an egg, held in a holder.

This is in fact a bit of fun for Yuri, and also based entirely on the fact that she wants to win and find out just what this Gold Ticket situation is. The fact that Yuri looks like a movie villain probably doesn't reflect her intentions, but she is declaring this in public. ]

I've taken the egg hostage, get here right now or I'll give it to one of the other classmates to babysit while I take care of everyone else's "eggs."

[ Yes, she's making vague threats to everyone else's eggs to start a stir. What other reason would there be for declaring this out of private? Of course, if anyone ticks her off, she obtained a number of Ferrero Rocher chocolate balls from Caius that she's been planning to practice sling shot with. ]

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[tsunball]

[ Oh no. Oh no. She did just not insult his manly goatee of coolness! Nope, nuh-uh, he won't have any of that! La la la la, can't hear you..!! ]

Shut up, Yurippe, if you really think it's that attractive but you're just tsundere over it, then just say so..!!

[tenminutes]

Why would I think your goatee is attractive?

[ Not a second's hesitation there either. ]

You're just mad I won't take your egg.

[tsunball]

Because it is?! [ Only in Leon's imagination. ]

And I'm not mad at all! Why do I seem mad to you?! I'm not fucking mad! [ .... Leon is a champion at disproving his own points. ] I just don't want to take care of a retarded egg that's supposed to be a baby!

[tenminutes]

You seem mad because you're screaming at me about how you're not "fucking mad."

[ Obviously Leon. You know what though, she's just gonna go with the rumor she's decided to start after talking to Haruhi about a certain situation. ]

Anyway, I can't have your baby. I'm taken. Please spread the word.

[tsunball]

....

Hah?

[ That's it. You managed to get him totally dumbfounded. Not that it's hard to do that with Leon, but still, congratulations... ]

[tenminutes]

You heard me. Taken. Dating someone. I have a boyfriend so all of the guys should stop hitting on me or potentially confessing their feelings so you should definitely tell everyone about it.

[tsunball]

Wait-- you can't just say that out of nowhere and then pretend like it's over and done with! Who are you even dating, huh?! Why didn't you tell anyone before?! [ Yurippe the seductress, leading him on.. ]

[tenminutes]

It's a secret, he wants to protect his privacy since he knows I'm a big name in the afterlife.

[ Well she's leading him on, just not the path he was thinking.. ]

It just started yesterday, that's why.

omg dw is being a butt THAT'S NOT EVEN WHO I WAS LOGGED IN AS...

[tsunball]

[ ... Even though Leon can be gullible sometimes, even he's wary of this kind of explanation.. ]

No way you'd conveniently get one just the day before I start about this kinda stuff! [ .. then again, it's not exactly like he ever doesn't talk about that kind of stuff to her.. ]

WOW DW!! CALM YOURSELF X(

[tenminutes]

Leon, you hit on me every time you see me, I don't need a reason to reject you.

[tsunball]

Of course you do! No girl could think up any normal reason to reject someone as cool as me..!

[ .. in his dreams, maybe. ]

[tenminutes]

I just said, I don't have to think up any reason, normal or otherwise.

[tsunball]

.. But.. y-you at least need a reason to reject me, right?! [ DON'T PUT HIM THAT LOW ON THE SOCIAL LADDER.. please.. thanks.. ]

You can't just let it be something that automatically happens!

[tenminutes]

Because you just want a girlfriend, not me, and that's the exact opposite way to get a girlfriend. Better?

[tsunball]

Well, I do want a girlfriend.. [ Way to prove her point, Leon. ]

But that doesn't mean I don't just want you! I mean, sure, you're really weirdly violent and crazy sometimes, but you're a cool chick.

[ And yes, he's surprisingly serious about that. For what it's worth. ]

[tenminutes]

Thanks for thinking I'm a cool chick, but I'm still pretty sure there are other girls you "just" want. Besides, there really is someone I like. Even if we're not actually dating, but I want you to spread the word that I'm dating someone, so let's just go with that.

[ Being honest about this is a little easier, even if she'd probably hit him if he asked who. ]

[tsunball]

..

So does this guy still want to remain anonymous?

[ HE COULDN'T RESIST, OKAY.. besides, this feels much more like a legit rejection than anything else could. ]

[tenminutes]

This guy doesn't even know he's got the option of being anonymous because I can't put everyone in a position that they might have to deal with fall-out. That's why I want the rumor spread, Leon. He's the type of idiot who would be okay with me just being happy.

[tsunball]

And you want me to do it.

[ Spread a rumor about Yurippe having a boyfriend which is technically sort of vaguely true even though he doesn't have anyone? Way to rub it in, Yurippe. Of course it's not that bad, but Leon takes it a lot more personally, since.. well, it's Leon. And he has known Yuri for a while now. ]

Yeah, I get it. I totally get it. No big deal. I don't care. I mean, really-- I don't give a shit! [ Except Leon really sucks at not showing his feelings, huh. Since his tone is obviously pretty agitated by the end. ]

[tenminutes]

[ She can tell he's really pissed off about this. ]

Leon, I'll put in a good word for you with one girl of your choice as long as I know them. You don't have a crush on me, even if you think I'm cool. I don't know that I think you're cool, but you're a good person so it's not like I mind.

[tsunball]

I just said that I don't care, didn't I..!

[ Apparently he doesn't even want to listen to it and therefore his brain completely skipped over what she's saying (as if often does during conversations he has, let's be real) and he just cuts the feed instead. ]