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[tenminutes]

Kirino Kousaka!

[ This video looks a little more dramatic than it should. For one thing, Yuri has her hands folded beneath her chin, looking quite serious. The background is dark, illuminated only by beams of the sun peeking out from behind her in the window. Before her is an egg, held in a holder.

This is in fact a bit of fun for Yuri, and also based entirely on the fact that she wants to win and find out just what this Gold Ticket situation is. The fact that Yuri looks like a movie villain probably doesn't reflect her intentions, but she is declaring this in public. ]

I've taken the egg hostage, get here right now or I'll give it to one of the other classmates to babysit while I take care of everyone else's "eggs."

[ Yes, she's making vague threats to everyone else's eggs to start a stir. What other reason would there be for declaring this out of private? Of course, if anyone ticks her off, she obtained a number of Ferrero Rocher chocolate balls from Caius that she's been planning to practice sling shot with. ]

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[tsunball]

.. But.. y-you at least need a reason to reject me, right?! [ DON'T PUT HIM THAT LOW ON THE SOCIAL LADDER.. please.. thanks.. ]

You can't just let it be something that automatically happens!

[tenminutes]

Because you just want a girlfriend, not me, and that's the exact opposite way to get a girlfriend. Better?

[tsunball]

Well, I do want a girlfriend.. [ Way to prove her point, Leon. ]

But that doesn't mean I don't just want you! I mean, sure, you're really weirdly violent and crazy sometimes, but you're a cool chick.

[ And yes, he's surprisingly serious about that. For what it's worth. ]

[tenminutes]

Thanks for thinking I'm a cool chick, but I'm still pretty sure there are other girls you "just" want. Besides, there really is someone I like. Even if we're not actually dating, but I want you to spread the word that I'm dating someone, so let's just go with that.

[ Being honest about this is a little easier, even if she'd probably hit him if he asked who. ]

[tsunball]

..

So does this guy still want to remain anonymous?

[ HE COULDN'T RESIST, OKAY.. besides, this feels much more like a legit rejection than anything else could. ]

[tenminutes]

This guy doesn't even know he's got the option of being anonymous because I can't put everyone in a position that they might have to deal with fall-out. That's why I want the rumor spread, Leon. He's the type of idiot who would be okay with me just being happy.

[tsunball]

And you want me to do it.

[ Spread a rumor about Yurippe having a boyfriend which is technically sort of vaguely true even though he doesn't have anyone? Way to rub it in, Yurippe. Of course it's not that bad, but Leon takes it a lot more personally, since.. well, it's Leon. And he has known Yuri for a while now. ]

Yeah, I get it. I totally get it. No big deal. I don't care. I mean, really-- I don't give a shit! [ Except Leon really sucks at not showing his feelings, huh. Since his tone is obviously pretty agitated by the end. ]

[tenminutes]

[ She can tell he's really pissed off about this. ]

Leon, I'll put in a good word for you with one girl of your choice as long as I know them. You don't have a crush on me, even if you think I'm cool. I don't know that I think you're cool, but you're a good person so it's not like I mind.

[tsunball]

I just said that I don't care, didn't I..!

[ Apparently he doesn't even want to listen to it and therefore his brain completely skipped over what she's saying (as if often does during conversations he has, let's be real) and he just cuts the feed instead. ]