✘ the second: voice.

[likeacrow]

Yo. Anyone who's still normal know anything about getting your powers back?

I'm getting pretty sick and tired of waiting around.

[Let it be known that "patience" is not Yata's middle name. In fact, if he had a middle name, it would probably be something girly to match his first name. Either way, he's kind of hoping to speed up the process a little bit because his aura could probably come in a lot of handy these days.]

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[waifu]

...If you're a magician, don't you just need a hat?

[Little does he know.]

[likeacrow]

[...]

Are you asking me if magic comes from hats?

[Is that even how that works?!]

[waifu]

[You're the magician!!]

Is that a trick question?

[likeacrow]

How the hell should I know? You're the one who asked!

[HE DOESN'T THINK HIS BEANIE IS MAGICAL??]

[waifu]

[IT COULD BE. HASN'T HE EVER CONSIDERED SOMETHING LIKE THAT?]

You don't have to get so angry.

[likeacrow]

[He hasn't. But the fact that he started wearing a beanie after he got his powers can't be a coincidence.]

I'm not angry. [Just confused?!] I just don't need a hat.

[...??]

[waifu]

[Conspiracy...]

I guess that makes you a better magician than the rest.

[He MIGHT be being sarcastic.]

[likeacrow]

I-I'm not a magician in the first place!

[These conversations spiraled out of control so fast, he is never addressing the network again.]

[waifu]

[GOMEN FOR THE NETWORK PHOBIA.]

Weren't you just talking about magic?