Special Chapter: Lance Corporal Levi

[springcleaning]

[When Levi comes to, he's sopping wet and covered in slimy bile. The last thing he remembers is being swallowed by a Titan. Did it vomit him out before he'd been digested? He shuddered at the thought. He'd rather be dead, than...]

Shit.

[He gags a little, pushing his hands against the grass in front of the school until they're dry enough to get the slop off his face, before looking around.]

[It was nothing like where they had been fighting, but he couldn't be sure of that, with how Titans could move, but... Something felt wrong. Levi looks down at himself, seeing his 3D Maneuver Gear was gone as well. He was vulnerable, he couldn't stay outside.]

[So he goes into the school building, surprised to find it recently used, and looks for somewhere he can clean off.]

Comments

[extraordinarily]

Yoo-hoooooo...!

[ And there's a brunette who's yelling at the top of her lungs, grinning wide. It's her way of grabbing people's attention, alright?! ]

[springcleaning]

[Levi looks up sharply at the noise, turning away from the sink he's found in the hallway, tensing visibly.]

[Ah... not a Titan, or Zoe. Well, Zoe isn't that dangerous, but he is covered in Titan vomit after all.]

Shut the fuck up. They'll try to destroy the building if they know we're here.

[... But why is a civilian outside the wall?]

[And such strange clothes...]

[extraordinarily]

What are you talking about? Nobody's planning on destroying this building. At least, I don't think anybody is, anyway.

[ Unless somebody is conspiring against her! She hopes that isn't the case, though... ]

[springcleaning]

You're even more stupid than you look.

[An expression of mild disgust crosses his face and he goes back to washing goo out of his hair as he speaks.]

The Titans were swarming this place just... a little while ago. Don't fucking bring them back.

[extraordinarily]

I'm not stupid.

[ Haruhi's going to roll her eyes dismissively before stomping her left foot, pointing an annoyed index finger at him. ]

Look. I don't know where you come from or whatever, or even if you got hit in the head when you died, but those Titans you're talking about? They're. Not. Here.

[springcleaning]

[There's a pause as he processes this, and he dislodges some gunk from his ear with a shudder.]

What the fuck do you mean no Titans? They can't just up and disappear.

[extraordinarily]

That's because you're in the afterlife, idiot. You're the one who got up and died.

[paintedred]

[Asuka hasn't been here very long herself, but Levi stands out to her as someone unfamiliar and someone different from the usual NPCs. ...also, he looks gross. She makes a face when she gets closer to him—it looks like he didn't clean up his entire mess.]

What happened to you?

[springcleaning]

[It's a little hard to wash off when all he's found is a sink, but Levi is doing his best.]

[He looks up at Asuka, expression not changing very much, though there was a bit of a puzzled look about it when he saw her, saw her clothes.]

Are you fucking stupid?

[paintedred]

[Wow, what a rude guy! She's a little taken aback by his response.

...there is irony here that she will never know how to appreciate.]

What the heck is that supposed to mean?

he's the opposite of a gentleman

[springcleaning]

Are. You. Fucking. Stupid? Is it that hard to figure out?

[He's busy digging bile out of his ear.]

Why the fuck are you outside Wall Rose?

I would say, "He tried!" b u t...

[paintedred]

[She's about to return the attitude (something she normally wouldn't do with a stranger, but this guy's just asking for it), but she changes her mind when he mentions this "Wall Rose."]

"Wall Rose?" I've never even heard of that. [She pauses, just for a moment.] Are you okay?

[It's not so much that she's concerned, but maybe he's just... not all there?!]

[springcleaning]

I was swallowed by a fifteen meter meat sack, thrown up in an unknown location, and am currently being bothered by an ignorant school girl who's probably from the fucking Interior.

I'm swell.

[strawberrytart]

[ Ichigo comes out of a room carrying a couple of books and nearly runs into him because she's not watching where she's going! ]

W-Whoa!

[springcleaning]

[Oh, that's bad. A bit of it has to do with him being covered in goo and now the books and her uniform are as well, but mostly because of his fighting reflex.]

[He grabs her wrist and pushes her against the wall in a secure hold, wide eyed before he sees it's... just a young girl in a strange school uniform.]

Who the fuck are you?

[strawberrytart]

[ She lets out a screech in surprise, dropping the books on the floor. They're just a couple of recipe books, there's a picture of some phyllo-based desserts on the page one of them opened up to. ]

D-Don't hurt me! I'm Amano Ichigo, Class- uh-- um! Umm!! [ She hasn't gone to class since the first day when she was informed that it wasn't even important to and she was dead.. ] I-I'm just a student!

[springcleaning]

A student...? You must be from the Interior then. Tch.

Where is this place?

[strawberrytart]

Interior? No, I'm from Japan.

[ But.. this place.. oh she hates this part, having to explain it to people. ]

This place.. it's.. um... [ Well- ] Maybe we should talk about this over cake! I've still got one left in the refrigerator if you want, and I can make some tea or coffee or hot cocoa too! Or water if you don't like the others..

[springcleaning]

Japan...?

[He trails off listening to her talk, before leaning back and cracking his neck.]

I don't know what a fucking cake is, but if someone's offering me tea I can't really say no.

aaah I kept forgetting to tag this... I hope you don't mind a late tag..? u__u

[suckswithmaps]

[You know what's really hard? Not noticing someone who's walking around, drenched in that slimy... whatever it is. ick. The only possible cause Celica can think of is some science experiment gone wrong, but... she figures she should ask if the poor guy needs any help regardless.]

H-hey! Um... Are you alright...? It looks like you have s...omething... all over you...

only if you don't mind a late reply :')

[springcleaning]

[He looks around at her, looking a bit confused to see a young girl in a situation like this.... but he regains his composure quickly.]

Got snapped up by a Titan, I think. I don't remember how I got away, though...

not at all! ;v;

[suckswithmaps]

[Umm... She tilts her head slightly, clearly confused.]

A titan...? What do you mean? [This guy must be new here, huh..] Uhh... Did you just get here?

u w u

[springcleaning]

You must be simple if you've never fucking heard of a Titan.

Big sacks of meat that walk around, at least three meters tall. Eat people like it's a fucking game.

[He snorts.]

I've never seen this place before in my fucking life.

<3

[suckswithmaps]

Sacks of meat eating people...? That sounds a little backwards, but kind of scary too... [oops she took it literally] ...Either way though, I've never seen anything like that. I've seen other monsters, but... they definitely weren't sacks of meat.

[And ahah, never seeing this place in his life...] As for that though... ahaaah... that's for sure. [how ironic]

[springcleaning]

No, damn it. They're giants.

[Losing his patience with this conversation slowly....]