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Special Chapter: Lance Corporal Levi

[When Levi comes to, he's sopping wet and covered in slimy bile. The last thing he remembers is being swallowed by a Titan. Did it vomit him out before he'd been digested? He shuddered at the thought. He'd rather be dead, than...]

Shit.

[He gags a little, pushing his hands against the grass in front of the school until they're dry enough to get the slop off his face, before looking around.]

[It was nothing like where they had been fighting, but he couldn't be sure of that, with how Titans could move, but... Something felt wrong. Levi looks down at himself, seeing his 3D Maneuver Gear was gone as well. He was vulnerable, he couldn't stay outside.]

[So he goes into the school building, surprised to find it recently used, and looks for somewhere he can clean off.]

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What are you talking about? Nobody's planning on destroying this building. At least, I don't think anybody is, anyway.

[ Unless somebody is conspiring against her! She hopes that isn't the case, though... ]

You're even more stupid than you look.

[An expression of mild disgust crosses his face and he goes back to washing goo out of his hair as he speaks.]

The Titans were swarming this place just... a little while ago. Don't fucking bring them back.

I'm not stupid.

[ Haruhi's going to roll her eyes dismissively before stomping her left foot, pointing an annoyed index finger at him. ]

Look. I don't know where you come from or whatever, or even if you got hit in the head when you died, but those Titans you're talking about? They're. Not. Here.

[There's a pause as he processes this, and he dislodges some gunk from his ear with a shudder.]

What the fuck do you mean no Titans? They can't just up and disappear.

That's because you're in the afterlife, idiot. You're the one who got up and died.

Died?

[He stares at her a moment, before dunking his head back under the water to rub the rest of the bile out of it, finally turning off the tap and rubbing his hair dry with a nearby towel.]

So that fucker did get me after all...

Probably. Not that I know what you're talking about.

Got snapped up by a Titan and boiled to death in its stomach.

[Flatly.]

And what is a Titan?

A giant. Eats human beings for fun. Anywhere from three to sixty meters tall.

... Wow, your world doesn't seem like fun at all. But I can assure you that there's nothing of the sort here!

I don't care if there's nothing like that here. I care about being fucking dead. I'm the only one who can take those motherfuckers down.

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Then that's too bad. You'll have to deal with being dead.

So what, you didn't have anything fucking better to do before you came here? You just fucking gave up and adapted?

How worthless are you?

Of course I had something better to do. And that's why I'm not going to disappear. I'm not worthless! I'm the brigade chief of the SOS Brigade, after all! I didn't give up and I didn't adapt to this stupid place, so don't act like you know me!