action; shortly after sunset

[tenminutes]

[ Okay, as 'cool' as Yuri had been acting, this was seriously creepy and she was pretty sure that she died last night at some point but she was having issues remembering how.

Which naturally meant that she's broken into the kitchens and stolen as many knives as she could. Which definitely meant that the food would be weird that day since there was nothing to cut it with.. but she was armed! That was what counted!

It also meant that she was trying to find whatever was creeping around intentionally and if she sees someone hiding behind something or not being entirely obvious about their presence? She's throwing one of her newly obtained knives from the dining hall kitchens. ]

Come out already!

Comments

[tsunball]

[ That actually gets him far enough to actually give her a tiny shove - obviouly nothing violently, there's honestly almost something affectionate in it. ]

C'mon, not like it's a bad thing to have people around you.

[tenminutes]

Of course not, otherwise I'd push you guys off a cliff and be on my own.

[ Duh. ]

I was just mad you were saying that'd drive someone crazy.

[tsunball]

It does, doesn't it? You were alone here for a long time and now you're completely bonkers. [ He points his index finger at his temple, spinning it a few times while making a face. Still vaguely affectionately, though, it's obvious when Leon is just being rude for the heck of it and when he isn't. ]

Remind me to not go down that same path!

[tenminutes]

[ She hits him in the arm. Surprisingly hard for how much smaller than Leon she is. ]

Like I'd let you anyway. Not that I think it'd be possible for you to avoid any attention for more than one day.

[tsunball]

Ouch-- [ yup, he actually even instinctively makes a sound at it, super weenie.. ]

Hey, there's nothing wrong with wanting attention..!

[tenminutes]

What about..

[ Yuri takes a couple steps ahead of him, then steps in front of him, batting her eyelashes. ]

Just my attention?

[tsunball]

[ .... Ah. See, any normal guy with Leon's experience wouldn't fall for it by now. But Leon has a complete lack of ability to learn from past mistakes, so his face glows with hope instantly. ]

H.. heh, well, if it's you, Yurippe..

[tenminutes]

In that case...

[ Intentional blushing is a go, she draws her hand up to her chest, toying with the ribbon of her uniform as she leans in just a bit as though she's waiting to be kissed. ]

[tsunball]

[ Oh god. He's falling for this so hard, he doesn't even think it might be a trap or whatever. He's just surprised at first, but then he realises this is practically the same as giving him permission to kiss her, right? Dude. Dude dude dude dude. For a moment he almost has to blush himself, but then he quickly tells himself to get it together. COME ON, LEON, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE.

He puts his hands on her shoulders, leaning closer as well to try to move in and kiss her.. ]

[tenminutes]

[ She just reaches up and plants her palm on his face, then starts laughing. ]

[tsunball]

[ .... WEEPING ON THE INSIDE.. ]

Y.. Yurippe, what do you think you're doing..?!

[tenminutes]

Laughing at a moron who thought I suddenly wanted to makeout with him for no reason whatsoever.

[tsunball]

What do you mean, 'no reason'?! We know each other, right? And I'm-- I'm a cool and handsome guy, anyone would want to!

[tenminutes]

Trust me, you're not bringing sexy back any time soon. Anyway, I'm not dumb enough to ever look for a postmortem relationship.

[tsunball]

[ he whines. ]

Yurippe, you're way too cruel..!

[tenminutes]

There aren't any magazines here either~

[tsunball]

H.. hey, then what is a healthy young guy like me supposed to do here, huh?! We all need a good chick in our lives, right?! This is no way to live! .. Well, live after death, whatever, y'know what I mean!

[tenminutes]

Maybe I should be merciful after all.. [ And she starts undoing the ribbon on her uniform top. ]

[tsunball]

... W.. wha-- [ TOTALLY FALLING FOR IT. No, seriously, this guy doesn't know how to learn from past mistakes in the slightest. ]

Yurippe, seriously..?!

[ About to go all gaga again. ]

[tenminutes]

Of course not you moron! [ She's laughing again and retying her ribbon. ]

Geez, you fell for it right after, too! Like I'd ever offer to do something like that with you, bonehead!

[tsunball]

[ ....... Fell for it again.. ]

Then just don't offer something cruel like that! And s-shit, don't say 'with you' like I'm at the bottom of the list..!

[tenminutes]

I'll add in all girls, Naoi, and Accelerator onto the list so that you've got something to boost you up from the bottom if it makes you feel better. That puts you at fourth from the bottom at least, aren't you proud?

[tsunball]

[ THAT DOESN'T HELP IN THE SLIGHTEST AND YOU KNOW IT, YURI! DAMMIT. ]

How can I be that low?! What's so wrong with me, huh?! What do all the other guys here have that I don't..!

[tenminutes]

Something going through their head besides porn and tumbleweeds, probably.

[ If it helps, if there was a list he'd probably actually be a little higher than she's saying? Not that she'd ever say that. ]

[tsunball]

No way, I think about more than that-- and I don't think of that, either way! [ .. well, he is obsessed with getting laid, but.. he's actually an impossible virgin who's just in love with the idea of it.. ]

I just want to score a chick, that's all!