action; shortly after sunset

[tenminutes]

[ Okay, as 'cool' as Yuri had been acting, this was seriously creepy and she was pretty sure that she died last night at some point but she was having issues remembering how.

Which naturally meant that she's broken into the kitchens and stolen as many knives as she could. Which definitely meant that the food would be weird that day since there was nothing to cut it with.. but she was armed! That was what counted!

It also meant that she was trying to find whatever was creeping around intentionally and if she sees someone hiding behind something or not being entirely obvious about their presence? She's throwing one of her newly obtained knives from the dining hall kitchens. ]

Come out already!

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[tenminutes]

[ She just reaches up and plants her palm on his face, then starts laughing. ]

[tsunball]

[ .... WEEPING ON THE INSIDE.. ]

Y.. Yurippe, what do you think you're doing..?!

[tenminutes]

Laughing at a moron who thought I suddenly wanted to makeout with him for no reason whatsoever.

[tsunball]

What do you mean, 'no reason'?! We know each other, right? And I'm-- I'm a cool and handsome guy, anyone would want to!

[tenminutes]

Trust me, you're not bringing sexy back any time soon. Anyway, I'm not dumb enough to ever look for a postmortem relationship.

[tsunball]

[ he whines. ]

Yurippe, you're way too cruel..!

[tenminutes]

There aren't any magazines here either~

[tsunball]

H.. hey, then what is a healthy young guy like me supposed to do here, huh?! We all need a good chick in our lives, right?! This is no way to live! .. Well, live after death, whatever, y'know what I mean!

[tenminutes]

Maybe I should be merciful after all.. [ And she starts undoing the ribbon on her uniform top. ]

[tsunball]

... W.. wha-- [ TOTALLY FALLING FOR IT. No, seriously, this guy doesn't know how to learn from past mistakes in the slightest. ]

Yurippe, seriously..?!

[ About to go all gaga again. ]

[tenminutes]

Of course not you moron! [ She's laughing again and retying her ribbon. ]

Geez, you fell for it right after, too! Like I'd ever offer to do something like that with you, bonehead!

[tsunball]

[ ....... Fell for it again.. ]

Then just don't offer something cruel like that! And s-shit, don't say 'with you' like I'm at the bottom of the list..!

[tenminutes]

I'll add in all girls, Naoi, and Accelerator onto the list so that you've got something to boost you up from the bottom if it makes you feel better. That puts you at fourth from the bottom at least, aren't you proud?

[tsunball]

[ THAT DOESN'T HELP IN THE SLIGHTEST AND YOU KNOW IT, YURI! DAMMIT. ]

How can I be that low?! What's so wrong with me, huh?! What do all the other guys here have that I don't..!

[tenminutes]

Something going through their head besides porn and tumbleweeds, probably.

[ If it helps, if there was a list he'd probably actually be a little higher than she's saying? Not that she'd ever say that. ]

[tsunball]

No way, I think about more than that-- and I don't think of that, either way! [ .. well, he is obsessed with getting laid, but.. he's actually an impossible virgin who's just in love with the idea of it.. ]

I just want to score a chick, that's all!

[tenminutes]

Then... if I had sex with you, you'd stop?

[ Third time's a charm.. ]

[tsunball]

[ A charm for failure, that is. ]

.. That's-- [ he might actually be blushing a little.. ] W-well, we don't need to do that right away, but.. starting it off slow, and then going towards that.. I wouldn't mind!

[tenminutes]

Oh, so you're passing up my offer to go service you under the bleachers then. Got it. Marking it as a no-go since you want to go slow, okay.

[tsunball]

What-- n-no, it's not like that! If you want to go fast, then we can go fast-- I guess?! Shit, just tell me what you want!!

[tenminutes]

No, it's too late. I'm not going to make you uncomfortable. Let's go do something else.