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video; backdated to halfway through day 1 of the event (29th)

[ There were a great many things that Yurippe was willing to do. Being a guy wasn't one of them, however..

Being Accelerator and goofing around with it fell into the willing group. Mostly because it was amusing as hell, and acting out after she'd had a somewhat.. emotional situation before was something she was known for doing. Which means that the video feed is going to turn on and instead of Yurippe, Accelerator's face appears with a suave smirk and his hair slicked back like he was some kind of playboy. She even got a flower from around campus. The fact that it was from her username on the network was probably the only thing that would give it away, since it wasn't as though she knew how to sign onto anyone else's account. ]

Hello ladies, gentlemen. I, the great, powerful, and grumpy Accelerator-sama, have decided to grace you with my presence!

[ "Accelerator" holds out the flower as though she's offering it to everyone, then puts it between her lips like she's ready to do the tango or something ridiculous, getting out of the chair that she was sitting in and backing up to do a sexy dance... but then the camera falls over and there's a lot of crashing noises and possibly an explosion? Then the video feed cuts out. Oops. ]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[The account he's posting from is clearly his own, and yet the person visible in the feed sure looks a lot like Kohaku. Sounds like him, too.]

Knock this shit off! Where the hell are you?

[Because if you think he's going to just leave her alone while she's acting like a complete moron in his body, think again. Once he finishes this response it's off to rewatching the initial post to look for clues.]

[ Yuri clasps both of her hands together cheerfully with a bright smile on Accelerator's face. ]

Koha--

[ Wait. Wait, that's Accelerator's username. Yuri deadpans immediately, then points at the screen and starts yelling. ]

Why the hell are you in Kohaku's body!? Where's mine?!

[He pulls a face at that.]

Oh, so now you start flipping out about someone else being in your body. Fuck if I know.

[Guess who kinda sorta slept in?]

Of course I would, you're not someone who'd do anything weird!

Not that, no. But I thought most girls hated the idea of any guy seeing them naked.

[He sighs and gives an eyeroll, as if recalling irritating experiences involving that. He doesn't elaborate on what he just brought up, leaving the reasons why it might happen to her imagination.]

Well, at least he isn't the one in my body. That'd be a bad idea.

Of course I hate it, but you're like a non-sexual thing who I know doesn't think of me that way so it'd be better than anyone else.

[ She doesn't really want him to see her naked, but if it's Accelerator at least she'd only have to throw something at him instead of off him unless he commented on something weird. ]

Why?

Edited (ff i forgot the icon even though i put the code in) 2014-07-03 20:57 (UTC)

[His eyes narrow into an annoyed squint, and he clicks his tongue.]

Tch. You sure come to some crazy assumptions if that's how you see me.

[He doubts she's quite that vain about her own attractiveness, so maybe Yuri just compared his dun curr attitude to all the perverted dumbasses in her life. Irritating.]

As for why, what could possibly be a bad idea for someone in my body to have access to?

You'd never think of me that way, right? So there wouldn't have been a problem.

[ That was just about it. She knew she was attractive and she'd never seen him show an interest in anyone. Regardless, he wasn't attracted to her and that was what was important. ]

You said it like it's any better of an idea for me to be in it.

Edited 2014-07-06 06:26 (UTC)

Oh, I don't know about that. Your ass isn't bad, I suppose...

[In a put-upon tone:]

But you already know why I have no interest in crap like romance.

[In addition to what he told her during the glitch, about his deliberate self-imposed rejection of everyone around him, he somehow doubts he's capable of feeling or wanting romantic love with someone. He used to think he was incapable of familial or friendly love either, but then he had to stop lying to himself about Last Order and to a lesser extent the two women who had taken motherly roles in his life.

Yuri reminded him a little of them in some respects. Mostly Yoshikawa. There was also a little of Birdway mixed in there. Accelerator had continually found some reason to reject or brush off Yuri, until the incident that had age-regressed the two of them. And once shit hit the fan in the last few months, he'd slowly stopped lying to himself that she held any importance to him, and accepted that she was worth letting close. But no matter how he finally figured out where to categorize this, it was unlikely to go anywhere outside that 'friend' category, however that was supposed to be defined. As if he knew.

Physical attraction, on the other hand, was entirely separate from shit like ~feelings~. It was something he'd always ignored to the fullest extent because of the aforementioned self-imposed rejection of everyone. If he ever did find someone attractive, he'd just shove it away and refuse to act on it because it was pointless. It was pointless and physical affection of any kind was something that a shitty bastard like him didn't deserve. It wasn't meant for him. Physical contact was something negative due to its destructive potential, and only his family had so far broken through that line of thought.

Making that crude comment about her body is just for the sake of getting a reaction. He has no intention of acting on anything. Especially not with the issue of Hinata. And if she complains about said comment, he always has the faithful retort, "You asked."]

My ability can destroy anything. I'd rather you be stuck with it than a violent and destruction-happy bastard like him.

[Perhaps an overstatement, but it's the impression he has of him. Yuri would be more conscientious and responsible with it if she managed to make it work.]

The only way you'd better be appreciating my ass is by enjoying sitting on it!

[ Yuri understands perfectly why he doesn't want to get involved in anything like that. Once upon a time she didn't even want to have friends for somewhat similar reasons. Yuri sighs, looking somewhat irritated and self-conscious about her ass.

..Self-conscious about Accelerator's ass too, but mostly because of the awkwardness of the body swap. ]

How do you use it? So I don't accidentally blow something up.

[ She doesn't want to think about accidentally hurting someone, so she's avoiding that being the problem.

Newsflash, I'm not in your body. To sit on yours, I'd have to go pin down whichever fucker is. Or was that an invitation?

[Please let it be Kohaku. This swap doesn't need to get even more convoluted.]

I'm not explaining my ability in public like this.

[Letting too much detail get out on the network is not a good idea. The Programmer, Fantoche and perhaps others might make use of that information to his disadvantage.]

Exactly, which is what the problem is because someone who might be wanting to appreciate it in other ways might have it right now! --Though if it's someone who wants to do something gross you're free to.

[ Better to have KohAccelerator sit on her butt than have someone trying something weird, honestly. ]

Fine, come find me.

And where are you?

[Cue eyeroll. He already asked her and she'd ignored his question.]

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