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[tenminutes]

IMPORTANT TO EVERYONE!!

Accel had a good idea. I'm not going to ask all of you to spill your secrets to me or anything, but by now I'm going to hope that most of you have at least one or two people you trust.

So everyone drop their name here if you're willing to volunteer to hold secret someone's important moments. If you want to trust someone with your important memory as a precaution in case you get caught by the shadows, reply to them in a locked thread.

If you would rather be shot instead of telling someone a way you think might be able to save you, I'll volunteer to take anyone out quickly and painlessly.

ADDITIONALLY: I keep getting a ton of requests for atomic restructuring, so I'm going to do a workshop on Friday at 1pm. Show up or don't complain. And if you do show up, don't complain either. Even if you're a genius at picking things up, it'll take at least 3 hours to even make a little pin. It's not easy, it takes a lot of concentration and imagination, and you're going to have to practice on your own.

If there aren't any questions, make a comment to volunteer if you're willing to help with any of those.

{{ OOC: if your character is going to the workshop, RSVP them here. Otherwise, feel to comment around to anyone! }}

Comments

[autoneuroticdissociation]

Right, right. I'll make sure not to bother them.

[All the sarcastic smirking]

Well, don't get your hopes up. It seems like nothing I've tried when I was alive ever worked out...

[onewayroad]

How promising.

[They're going to need some buckets to catch all those drops of sarcasm everywhere.]

[autoneuroticdissociation]

If they had worked, I wouldn't be here, right?

[onewayroad]

You're the one who'd know the answer to that.

[autoneuroticdissociation]

Well, I imagine most of u might not be here if we'd done better.

[onewayroad]

Those aren't necessarily related.

...us... not u...

[autoneuroticdissociation]

So what, were you just unlucky?

I figured!

[onewayroad]

Couldn't tell you. I don't remember how I kicked the bucket.

[autoneuroticdissociation]

Maybe you screwed up anyway. It's kind of hard to imagine someone with a power like yours being killed normally.

[onewayroad]

So how badly did you screw up?

[La la la, changing the focus away from him.]

[autoneuroticdissociation]

Can't actually be sure. I only have my suspicions about my cause of death... and depending on how you look at it, it was still better than the alternative.

I just hope it doesn't catch up to the others.