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[tenminutes]

IMPORTANT TO EVERYONE!!

Accel had a good idea. I'm not going to ask all of you to spill your secrets to me or anything, but by now I'm going to hope that most of you have at least one or two people you trust.

So everyone drop their name here if you're willing to volunteer to hold secret someone's important moments. If you want to trust someone with your important memory as a precaution in case you get caught by the shadows, reply to them in a locked thread.

If you would rather be shot instead of telling someone a way you think might be able to save you, I'll volunteer to take anyone out quickly and painlessly.

ADDITIONALLY: I keep getting a ton of requests for atomic restructuring, so I'm going to do a workshop on Friday at 1pm. Show up or don't complain. And if you do show up, don't complain either. Even if you're a genius at picking things up, it'll take at least 3 hours to even make a little pin. It's not easy, it takes a lot of concentration and imagination, and you're going to have to practice on your own.

If there aren't any questions, make a comment to volunteer if you're willing to help with any of those.

{{ OOC: if your character is going to the workshop, RSVP them here. Otherwise, feel to comment around to anyone! }}

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[tenminutes]

Leon, when they got me..

[ Her tone taking on one of horror. She's totally faking it but hey. ]

They put me in the Lit Club!

[tsunball]

.. The Lit Club?! [ His voice probably shot up and cracked there at the same time...

No one else would truly understand the horror of being in the Lit Club, okay. ]

[tenminutes]

You understand now, Leon.

[ She crosses her arms, nodding. ]

They could easily do something way worse if you got turned!

[tsunball]

What do you mean, "way worse"?! There's no way in hell there's something worse than the Lit Club!

[ Don't tell him there is.

He might pee his pants, judging by his tone. ]

[tenminutes]

I told you, Leon, you could be a super-nerd. You might end up in the computer club and the lit club AND the chess club!

[tsunball]

But-- n-no way, that's impossible! That's pretty much just a fucking legend!

[ There's no way anyone can be that much of a nerd, the very idea is almost enough to make a rash break out on his skin.. nerd allergy.. ]

No one can be in three clubs that nerdy at the same time, especially not me..!!

[tenminutes]

Not normally, no, but you really think the NPC-version of you which abandons all parts of your life that make you who you are wouldn't try it? Did you really want to bet on that!?

[tsunball]

I-- .. s.. shit, c'mon, it can't really be that bad.. [ Does he really have to choose between two evils that are both this big?! ]

I'd still have my piercings, right?! No way in hell they're gonna let anyone with those into those clubs! Y-yeah, that's right..!

[ He doesn't sound too sure, though.. ]

[tenminutes]

It's not like they've melded to your face, it's possible to take them off.

[ There's a level of stupid here that's getting in the way of her fooling his stupid. ]

[tsunball]

[ He's half-mumbling it to himself, but it's a way too loud kind of talking to himself, really.. ]

I can't become some dude who gives up on his piercings..!

[tenminutes]

So tell someone an important memory already so that you don't have to worry about it and we can nip it in the bud before it gets that bad.

[tsunball]

[ But it's still embarassing..!! But on the other hand, super nerd, literature club... no piercings.. being an npc in general would suck too, so she's slowly starting to think that maybe momentarily sharing some embarassment might not be the end of the world.

Just yet, anyway, and he awkwardly rubs the back of his head. ]

What's even gonna count as important?

[tenminutes]

You're the only one who can decide what's important to you. Though I'm not doing anything involving flirting or kissing, got it? If it's something like that you can ask someone else.

[tsunball]

It's not like-- [ 'I have a memory like that anyway' but woooaahh, he just stopped himself just in time there before he said something that embarassing. ]

I meant--!! I don't think there's anything in my life that's worth remembering that strongly, y'know?

[ .. well, aside from the murder he committed.. ]

[tenminutes]

[ She can't make him murder anyone, so that's out. ]

You don't have anything? Not even something stupid like... I don't know, your parents giving you the birds and the bees talk or something. That's traumatically important.

[tsunball]

.. Dude, as if I'd pick something that lame!

[ It wasn't big enough of a deal to him, anyway.. although he does rub the back of his head for a moment at the thought. ]

If anything, I guess we could go for the moment when my team won at Koshien.. but.. w-well, y'know, it's not like I care a whole lot about that shit, so it might not work!! [ Ah, there we go. Tsundere for balls, the only emotion Leon feels strongly enough about that doesn't involve murder or being locked into high schools.. ]

[tenminutes]

I can manage to force a baseball tournament, that should be fine. It'll be a pain in the ass though, so don't you get caught. Got it?

[tsunball]

Like hell I'd be planning to. [ It's never happened to him before and he's planning on keeping it that way.. because if there's anything that sounds awful to Leon, it's completely losing his mind and turning into something that lame. ]

Just don't tell anyone it's for me if it comes down to that.

[tenminutes]

I'll tell everyone that I'm forcing NPC you into it so that you'll have to face the shame of playing baseball in public later, how's that?

[ She totally understands his tsundere side by now, honestly.. She's figured it out. ]

[tsunball]

[ See, at least this makes it a lot easier. Because then he doesn't have to keep on tsunning - instead he just lets out a long sigh. ]

Sure, sounds good. [ Especially since it'd be clear then that he also thinks baseball is something to be ashamed of.

There's a momentary pause, as if he has more trouble saying this, but-- ]

.. Uh.. thanks, Yurippe.

[ He's not used to thanking people, but.. well, both Haruhi and Yuri had practically offered by now to help him out if he ever turned into an NPC, and he's not too sure how to deal with that. He's not used to people doing stuff for him since.. well, he's a jackass, who would do stuff for him to begin with.

[tenminutes]

No problem. You're a member of the SSS; I'll find a way to keep us safe as long as I'm able, no matter how much time it takes.

[tsunball]

Well, I'm just sayin', there's a lot of people who wouldn't have done the same thing, and-- d-don't think of it too much, but.. y'know what I mean..!

[ That you're a tsundere, Leon? ]

[tenminutes]

You're welcome, Leon.

[tsunball]

Whatever you say.

[ NOT LIKE HE WAS THANKING HER.. so he'll leave it at that before he ruins his dignity even further. ]