suzumiya, haruhi (涼宮ハルヒ) (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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afterliving2012-12-08 07:27 pm
extraordinarily) wrote in afterliving2012-12-08 07:27 pm
three ◆ action.
✖ everywhere;
✖ in an empty classroom, during school hours;
✖ in an empty classroom, afterschool;
(OOC: OKAY, finally finished with this long, horrible, and image-filled post! The English translation for the song lyrics are here if you need them!
Basically, the third half of the post is a mingle option, so feel free to threadjack other threads and such.)
[ There is a teenage girl running around, carrying a huge amount of papers that state something really important is happening. At least, to said teenage girl, it's 'important'. However, that's not the only thing that's odd.
This girl is wearing something that is completely different than her past outfits as a detective and a somewhat average high schooler.
That's right, ladies and gentlemen: the girl before you is wearing a bunny girl outfit. Sure, she might not have been allowed to wear this anymore on school grounds while she was alive, but now that she was dead, those rules were also dead to her.
Either way, Haruhi Suzumiya will wander around everywhere and anywhere, passing out the flyers to any person who doesn't seem to be an NPC, giving this announcement along with it: ]
Alright! Later today, there will be a very important meeting that may concern you, your lives, and possibly even your deaths! It's really important that you come if you want to know all the latest information regarding... well, everything!
[ Basically if your character reads the flyer, it pretty much says this (insert link of a pretty flyer here). ]
✖ in an empty classroom, during school hours;
[ After passing enough flyers, she'll head into an empty classroom. In fact, this classroom is one the music classrooms. Haruhi will stop here, pick up a guitar and play a little song... ]
If we could understand each other better
Right now, she'd be getting along with me
The way back home is always a paradise
Did we talk about everything while licking ice cream? ♫
[ However, she won't exactly notice anyone coming in the classroom as she sings, so feel free to bother her any time during or after the song. ]
✖ in an empty classroom, afterschool;
[ Haruhi will be waiting for people to arrive, and when they do, she'll put on her nerd glasses on (not that she needs them, she just feels like it) and grin at everyone. ]
Welcome, everyone! As you might already know, I'm Suzumiya Haruhi: former brigade chief, ultra detective, and expert on everything supernatural!!
[ Of course, she's speaking in the most energetic voice before she starts drawing some diagrams on the whiteboard.
The first diagram is here and the second is here, linked for your convenience. ]
Anyway, I have called all of you guys here in order to explain several things to you. I've spoken to a bunch of people who have different interpretations of what 'Earth' is like, and I've come up with two possible solutions!
[ She then slams her hand down on the first diagram on the left side. ]
The first is that everyone is from different worlds! Parallel worlds, if you catch my drift! But then that raises the obvious question: why are we all in the same afterlife? That's simple. You see the diagram?
The words intersect with one afterlife, meaning that everyone and everything that dies ends up here, no matter what world they come from.
[ And then she points at the second one, just as energetically. ]
The second is that everyone is from a different point in time! Of course, I thought this was crazy, but there's a possibility that after you die, you don't 'wake up' right away and that whoever rules this place gets to choose when and where you wake up in the afterlife.
Though it might just be an altered timeline thing, as you can see in the diagram.
Genius, right?
[ Soon enough, however, she stops sounding energetic and instead sounds a little more serious. In fact, even her expression looks more serious than before. ]
Anyway, if you have any questions about that, go ahead and throw them at me. Also, I'd like to hear what each and any of your Earths are about so we can come up with a more logical conclusion.
[ And you think she was done? Think again. She already got all the 'important' stuff out of the way, so now it's time for the other things. ]
If you don't already know — or if you haven't heard of it already, in just a few weeks, it will be Christmas! Christmas! Which means that this place has to be Christmas-upped for the holiday!
I'm sure that Mr. Christ will be proud of us, celebrating his birthday even after we've all died! And maybe he'll even do something real great! So keep the date in mind: December 25th! We'll have a party and maybe even cook a nice hot pot, too! If you have any ideas, I'll keep them in mind.
(OOC: OKAY, finally finished with this long, horrible, and image-filled post! The English translation for the song lyrics are here if you need them!
Basically, the third half of the post is a mingle option, so feel free to threadjack other threads and such.)
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But there has to be one, right?! What's an afterlife without karaoke?
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[ Answering this matter-of-factly, really. ]
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.. Whatever, it's fucking retarded either way!
[ yup, haruhi, you managed to horrify him. his worst nightmare.. ]
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[ Haruhi merely shrugs, but whatever. It's not like she really cares either way. ]
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[ Haruhi's voice is getting slightly louder as she speaks. ]
That's like saying martians live in detention because they don't have karaoke machines...!
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[ Leon, you're not going to win this battle, that's for sure. ]
After all, I met one here! And he can even fly!
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He just sounded like he was nuts!
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