afterliving | three ◆ action.

✖ everywhere;

[ There is a teenage girl running around, carrying a huge amount of papers that state something really important is happening. At least, to said teenage girl, it's 'important'. However, that's not the only thing that's odd.

This girl is wearing something that is completely different than her past outfits as a detective and a somewhat average high schooler.

That's right, ladies and gentlemen: the girl before you is wearing a bunny girl outfit. Sure, she might not have been allowed to wear this anymore on school grounds while she was alive, but now that she was dead, those rules were also dead to her.

Either way, Haruhi Suzumiya will wander around everywhere and anywhere, passing out the flyers to any person who doesn't seem to be an NPC, giving this announcement along with it: ]

Alright! Later today, there will be a very important meeting that may concern you, your lives, and possibly even your deaths! It's really important that you come if you want to know all the latest information regarding... well, everything!

[ Basically if your character reads the flyer, it pretty much says this (insert link of a pretty flyer here). ]

✖ in an empty classroom, during school hours;

[ After passing enough flyers, she'll head into an empty classroom. In fact, this classroom is one the music classrooms. Haruhi will stop here, pick up a guitar and play a little song... ]

If we could understand each other better
Right now, she'd be getting along with me

The way back home is always a paradise
Did we talk about everything while licking ice cream? ♫

[ However, she won't exactly notice anyone coming in the classroom as she sings, so feel free to bother her any time during or after the song. ]

✖ in an empty classroom, afterschool;

[ Haruhi will be waiting for people to arrive, and when they do, she'll put on her nerd glasses on (not that she needs them, she just feels like it) and grin at everyone. ]

Welcome, everyone! As you might already know, I'm Suzumiya Haruhi: former brigade chief, ultra detective, and expert on everything supernatural!!

[ Of course, she's speaking in the most energetic voice before she starts drawing some diagrams on the whiteboard.

The first diagram is here and the second is here, linked for your convenience. ]

Anyway, I have called all of you guys here in order to explain several things to you. I've spoken to a bunch of people who have different interpretations of what 'Earth' is like, and I've come up with two possible solutions!

[ She then slams her hand down on the first diagram on the left side. ]

The first is that everyone is from different worlds! Parallel worlds, if you catch my drift! But then that raises the obvious question: why are we all in the same afterlife? That's simple. You see the diagram?

The words intersect with one afterlife, meaning that everyone and everything that dies ends up here, no matter what world they come from.

[ And then she points at the second one, just as energetically. ]

The second is that everyone is from a different point in time! Of course, I thought this was crazy, but there's a possibility that after you die, you don't 'wake up' right away and that whoever rules this place gets to choose when and where you wake up in the afterlife.

Though it might just be an altered timeline thing, as you can see in the diagram.

Genius, right?

[ Soon enough, however, she stops sounding energetic and instead sounds a little more serious. In fact, even her expression looks more serious than before. ]

Anyway, if you have any questions about that, go ahead and throw them at me. Also, I'd like to hear what each and any of your Earths are about so we can come up with a more logical conclusion.

[ And you think she was done? Think again. She already got all the 'important' stuff out of the way, so now it's time for the other things. ]

If you don't already know — or if you haven't heard of it already, in just a few weeks, it will be Christmas! Christmas! Which means that this place has to be Christmas-upped for the holiday!

I'm sure that Mr. Christ will be proud of us, celebrating his birthday even after we've all died! And maybe he'll even do something real great! So keep the date in mind: December 25th! We'll have a party and maybe even cook a nice hot pot, too! If you have any ideas, I'll keep them in mind.

(OOC: OKAY, finally finished with this long, horrible, and image-filled post! The English translation for the song lyrics are here if you need them!

Basically, the third half of the post is a mingle option, so feel free to threadjack other threads and such.)

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[ Well, it's not like half of what Chihiro heard is new to him. The different worlds he could get, the timeline thing a little less, but he basically understood what's going on. Now, if that girl didn't look so intimidating while at it, he would have asked for clarifications-- but as it is, he thinks he's better off just sitting there, clutching his laptop in his arms and glancing at Leon and whoever he knows in the classroom. He's already got Yuri to deal with, ok.

And since his tendency to wear girl clothes hasn't worn off at all, you'll get a "girl" shifting a bit uncomfortably in "her" chair, listening to whatever the other people are discussing. It's best to keep a low profile at all times. ]

[ At least she didn't say "heads will roll if you don't do anything". ... Yet.

But Haruhi will smile and approach, speaking in the most energetic voice that she an muster. ]

Hey! Do you have any questions...? Or even ideas for the Christmas party!

[ Ah! She's talking to him! Mission failed, abandon ship, etc. etc.

But no, Chihiro must be brave and stay put on that chair, gulping a few times before he speaks. ]

Well, er... I was wondering, if we come from different Earths, then it means the countries could be different, right? There might be no Japan at all in some worlds... I-It's a little strange that we ended up in a sort of traditional japanese school- I'm sure it doesn't look this way in western countries... I think...

[ Chihiro trails off after that. Ok, now he's just rambling - time to go straight to the point! ] I just wonder why this school and the everything about it represents the afterlife...

There's a possibility that might be true! After all, in an afterlife with aliens and espers, I'm sure that anything's possible.

[ Her voice is energetic as always, though there's a hint of seriousness in it. ]

And who knows? The afterlife is supposed to be a paradise... at least, according to books on it. But school? Seriously? That's no paradise.

That's true. People can... even fly, here. [ Goku, why...

At least Chihiro is starting to easen up a little. ]

I just find it so strange that the afterlife could be a school of all places. I... thought heaven looked different, as well.

Yeah! The fact that I've seen an alien who can fly is really amazing!

[ Because he's Goku, and his power level is... well, probably not over 9000 just yet. ]

I guess people's concept of the 'afterlife' back on Earth was wrong. Not that it really matters.

Uhm... the one I've seen flying was human, I think. [ Because Goku never told him he was from another planet. ]

I suppose you're right.

Huh... really? Well, if you introduce me, I'm sure this extraordinary human can teach the rest of us how to fly!

[ She nods triumphantly, almost as if she's already decided that she just has to meet this person. Even though she's already met him. Not that she knows that, shh. ]

... Sure. If I meet him again, I'll tell him about you so you can meet.

[ How tragic. ]

Alright!

[ Haruhi sure sounds triumphant about that, really. ]

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