⇋ 002 - Video (backdated slightly to before the new year)

[avartwice]

[Well that sure was a lizard Greed had just gotten. The suit he understood, even if technically it was meant for Ling (but hey, same body, same clothes). But a gecko? Well... he got why a gecko of all animals, but who in their right mind would give him a pet? Like hell he knew how to take care of one...

It took a few days, but eventually he decided that he should probably figure that bit out. Since even if it'd just come back, it seemed too mean even for him to let the critter starve to death. So he parked himself in front of a computer in the library.]

So, uh... does anyone know what these things eat? [Greed held up his gecko, who just stared blankly ahead.] Figured I shouldn't just ignore it, but I'm not exactly an expert when it comes to lizards. Or any animals.

Well... not normal animals anyway.

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[callmeimouto]

I don't know, it might be something you'd do. I don't know you.

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[avartwice]

Well, trust me, I'm not that stupid. Hell, I don't think anyone is that s-

[Pauuuuse.]

No, I take that back, I can name several people that would be that stupid, nevermind. Note to self, don't let anyone near the dumb lizard.

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[callmeimouto]

Exactly! You better keep a close eye on the pet, if it gets loose just imagine who might feed it.

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[avartwice]

Yeah, I'm not letting it near anyone, I guess. I don't want to have to deal with a dying lizard on top of everything else.

Even if it does just come back or whatever.

[Does that even work the same for the lizard? Who even knows, but best not to chance it...]

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[callmeimouto]

...Oh yeah you're right, it would just come back.

[...she squints.]

Do animals come back? [and she decided to voice exactly what he had been thinking.]

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[avartwice]

Don't ask me, I don't know. Not exactly something I ever felt the need to check.

I think I'm going to assume no, just in case.

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[callmeimouto]

[she frowns at that.]

If you ever need someone to take care of the thing, I'm here too. I don't want to see any animals get hurt.

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[avartwice]

Huh, seriously?

[What is it with all these people offering this without asking for something in return? You guys are going to break Greed's brain at this rate.]

Uh, sure? I'll keep that in mind. Thanks, I guess.

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[callmeimouto]

I'm Kirino by the way, just so you know who to go about taking care of it.

[she's just concerned for the animal wow no biggie!!]

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[avartwice]

Kirino... Alright, got it. I'm Greed.

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[callmeimouto]

Greed?

[...odd.]

That's a pretty unique name if you ask me.

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[avartwice]

Yeah, you're not the first to tell me that. It's a very fitting name, trust me.

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[callmeimouto]

You're actually greedy?

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[avartwice]

Well, they sure as hell didn't call me 'The Avaricious' because I'm such a generous soul, that's for certain.

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[callmeimouto]

So do you like, steal things or whatever to be greedy?

[she's such a sassy thing.]

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[avartwice]

Hey now, give me a little credit here, I've got more class than that.

I just want everything in the world... and then some. I don't have to be some petty thief for that.

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[callmeimouto]

More class.... but you want everything.

Look at how well that worked out for you, you're dead- idiot.

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[avartwice]

Since when are greedy and classy mutually exclusive?

...yeah, well... setbacks happen.

[Nevermind that this is just a little bit worse than just a setback.]