Action/Voice

[princesspool]

[ACTION]

[Young (5-9) Sonia Nevermind is standing obediently outside of the school, as if awaiting someone. Occasionally she rocks back and forth on her heels - and by the way, she is dressed incredibly elaborately. Like almost Disney princess ball-gown elaborate. She tilts her head, wondering what's taking so long. Dare you ask what she's waiting on?]

[VOICE]

[Sonia's mastered the phone at that age anyway, so she calmly states the following message.]

Is this the police? I would like to report my own kidnapping. I cannot name the assistants or give you a proper description , but it is of utmost importance that I be returned to my father and mother immediately. I await your correspondence. 

Comments

voice;

[princesspool]

"We"? Have you also been taken away?

voice;

[strawberrytart]

I thought I was dreaming since this isn't my home!

voice;

[princesspool]

No, it is apparent we have all been kidnapped! And I'm going to make sure that they pay for this!

voice;

[strawberrytart]

B-But who would do that...?

[ ICHIGO IS GETTING DISTRESSED HERE SONIA!! ]

voice;

[princesspool]

I have no idea why they would want someone ordinary like you, but they have many reasons for kidnapping a princess.

voice;

[strawberrytart]

[ Ichigo immediately brightens up in excitement. ]

You're a real princess!?

voice;

[princesspool]

I am Princess Sonia Nevermind of Novoselic.

voice;

[strawberrytart]

Nov.. Novo.. Novoslick.. Novoslick Princess! That's amazing!!!

[ There's some noise that sounds like feet hitting the ground a couple of times. Yes, she's jumping excitedly.. ]

It's nice to meet you, Your Highness!