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[punintentional]

to who this may cnrn:

1. think your friend lost his phone. not a smartphone so not as $$$ but still probs want it back

2. i couldnt help but notice that this isnt a desert. if i had a dog w/me id tell it that i dont think were in nevada anymore

so uh

if you or someone else could show me the way back id appreciate it. i have a girl to [ stalk hunt down chase after ] reunite w/

Comments

[greatvanguard]

[Holy crap, someone who texts and doesn't insist on being all 'proper' over it. Awesome.]

whyd u tel a dog smethin lik tht anyway?

[Alas the reference is lost on him.]

[punintentional]

well b/c theres no place like home

wizard of oz you know

[greatvanguard]

wizard of what [...] he a powerful guy???

[Kotarou no you can't fight the Wizard of Oz. What would Dorothy do.]

[punintentional]

not rly

hes just the man behind the curtain

[greatvanguard]

just the guy pullin th strings huh [Bah.] might hav som strong backup tho, could b fun

[punintentional]

nah youd have more trouble w/the wicked witch

she has flying monkeys

[greatvanguard]

guess ill settle 4 th flyin monkeys then

that all she got goin 4 her or does she hav som tricks up her sleeves

[punintentional]

i think she must know magic to be a witch or w/e

but slong as you dont squish her sister she should leave you alone

[greatvanguard]

[Eh. She probably doesn't have any spells on her that he hasn't had thrown at him before now.]

goin 4 her sis 2 draw her out wud be a low blow anyhoo
bringin famly in2 it isnt cool

[punintentional]

i think it was an accident in the movie

but yeah it was kind of a dick move

[greatvanguard]

waitwaitwaitwait
movie? what???

[Aw man, what a let down...]

[punintentional]

did you not know that the book was made into a movie?

p sure its been around for decades now

[greatvanguard]

[Books? Please. Ain't nobody got time for those.]

book???
didnt even kno ther was a book
was thinkin u ment a reel witch an wizard or somethin

[punintentional]

dont be silly

theres no such things as witches and wizards

[greatvanguard]

yeah ther is
mayb not here cuz nt alot of wizards must kik the bucket or smethin
but yup

[punintentional]

p sure there are no wizards in nevada as well as the rest of the world

that stuff is only in storybooks and fairytales

[greatvanguard]

snot lik they go around makin it obvios yknow
its all under raps but theyre ther

[But seeing as this is the afterlife there's no real point in keeping it a secret... Being dead and all. Can't punish anyone for revealing magic to people when they're dead.]

[punintentional]

its like how magic isnt real

you cant have witches or wizards w/o magic

[greatvanguard]

oh yeh that 2 magic n all that corse you cnt hav witches and wizards w/o it
thout that ws a given tho

[punintentional]

i know for a fact that theres no such thing as magic ok

[greatvanguard]

wel yeh a normal lik u wud thnk lik tht
w/e not lik it maters here anyhoo

[punintentional]

what is nevada the only non magical place in your book or s/t?

[greatvanguard]

nah ther are probs wizards in nevada 2
nevada wizards

[He thinks there would be anyway... If he's right in thinking Nevada is on Earth. What is knowing US geography.]

i mean lik it dnt mater cuz this is th afterlife

[punintentional]

...you really live in a fantasy world dont you

[greatvanguard]

nah nt rly? sjust hw my wrld is
kickin the buket an wakin up in sum skool is mor fantasy thn wer im frm
or scifi or whtevr ths is put undr i dnt kno