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[punintentional]

to who this may cnrn:

1. think your friend lost his phone. not a smartphone so not as $$$ but still probs want it back

2. i couldnt help but notice that this isnt a desert. if i had a dog w/me id tell it that i dont think were in nevada anymore

so uh

if you or someone else could show me the way back id appreciate it. i have a girl to [ stalk hunt down chase after ] reunite w/

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[replayed]

That phone is yours now. And unfortunately, you cannot return to where you were before.

[punintentional]

i already have a phone tho...somewhere

and what do i need to solve some puzzles to get out again because i think im a pro at that now

[replayed]

Unfortunately, that somewhere is the living world. Because you're dead.

[punintentional]

...is this santa

this isnt fucking funny

text;

[avartwice]

[Greed's still trying to figure out this texting stuff, since they didn't have anything like it in Amestris and he just got here. But he's a pretty quick learner.]

f you dont want it ill take it off your hands

[Yes, someone is just going to ignore most of this message and focus on the possibility of free shit.]

text;

[punintentional]

hey now i didnt say free to good home

trying to return phone not give it away

text;

[avartwice]

how bout if i find out who owns it ill give it back n if i dont ill just keep it

save you th trouble of lookin after it

[Greed, no.]

text;

[punintentional]

idk if id trust you to actually try to find its owner tho

besides dont you already have a phone if youre texting

audio;/phonecall;

[springcleaning]

You're fucking dead, kiddo.

audio;

[punintentional]

[ SHIT SHOULD HE ANSWER THIS OTHER PERSON'S PHONE

....well he did just use it, maybe someone's trying to get it back...but no. Anyway, he gets straight to the heart of the important discussion. ]

...Kiddo? Really?

[springcleaning]

You sure fuckin' sound like a kid, asshole.

[punintentional]

I haven't been a kid for years.

[strawberrytart]

r u from LAS VEGAS!??!!!?

[ She's excited okay, it sounds like an awesome place from the movies!! SHE HAD FUN WHEN SHE WENT TO NEW YORK SHE'S SURE LAS VEGAS IS ALSO EXCELLENT AND IT'S IN NEVADA and she doesn't really know anything else about Nevada so... gotta be Vegas. ]

[punintentional]

...no im not

i just was in the nevada desert for uh...reasons

[strawberrytart]

Oh. Well thats ok, im sure your still fun! have you been 2 vegas at lest?

[punintentional]

not since i turned 21

its super boring if youre underage

[greatvanguard]

[Holy crap, someone who texts and doesn't insist on being all 'proper' over it. Awesome.]

whyd u tel a dog smethin lik tht anyway?

[Alas the reference is lost on him.]

[punintentional]

well b/c theres no place like home

wizard of oz you know

[greatvanguard]

wizard of what [...] he a powerful guy???

[Kotarou no you can't fight the Wizard of Oz. What would Dorothy do.]

[mightletyouknowme]

[Oh, oh, oh, this is her chance to be a good friend. She just has to think of how to handle this.]

Which friend? It's not like I don't have more than one.

[punintentional]

uh do you recognize the #?

it doesnt say whose phone it is on the phone itself

[mightletyouknowme]

[This is proof that she needed to trade numbers with everyone.

There's sound as she moves the phone away from her ear to look at the screen. Then thinking, thinking...]

It's not that easy. What does it look like?

text;

[happyends]

Um, sorry if this is a really rude sort of question, but what do you mean by a phone being "sss"?

text;

[punintentional]

how would that be rude?

but uh its not "sss"
its "$$$"
dollar signs

its a way of saying expensive

[happyends]

Oh, now I get it! That's actually pretty clever of you. You don't have to worry about the price though, that phone is yours for free! Isn't that nice?