action; shortly after sunset

[tenminutes]

[ Okay, as 'cool' as Yuri had been acting, this was seriously creepy and she was pretty sure that she died last night at some point but she was having issues remembering how.

Which naturally meant that she's broken into the kitchens and stolen as many knives as she could. Which definitely meant that the food would be weird that day since there was nothing to cut it with.. but she was armed! That was what counted!

It also meant that she was trying to find whatever was creeping around intentionally and if she sees someone hiding behind something or not being entirely obvious about their presence? She's throwing one of her newly obtained knives from the dining hall kitchens. ]

Come out already!

Comments

[tenminutes]

Oh, you kept it. Thanks. [ Holds out her hand for it. ]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

You're welcome.

[He'll hand it back with a sigh. Why does he always end up with the violent and/or crazy ones?]

[tenminutes]

[ He likes it. ]

Seriously though... The thing that attacked me is still out there. I can barely even remember what happened, it was so fast.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[Maybe he'd like it if she actually put out. As is, it's just a pain in the ass.]

Well, hopefully it doesn't come back then.

[tenminutes]

[ Yuri's friendzone is bigger than the afterlife itself. Deal with it. ]

Are you kidding? I want to find it!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

And get torn limb from limb again?

[tenminutes]

If that's what it takes, but I'm going to try to recruit him. Or find out if he was sent here by God.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Yurippe.

[He'll place his hands on her shoulders and look her directly in the face as he says this.]

You're aware that that's almost the complete opposite of what any rational thinking sane person would do, right?

[tenminutes]

Correction: The complete opposite of what any rational thinking sane living person would do. What does someone who's dead have to lose?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... I guess so?

[tenminutes]

So it's completely rational, especially since something that could do that could definitely be a strong ally. It'd be worth it.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

And what if it keeps disembowelling you before you can speak?

[tenminutes]

It can't disembowel both of us at the same time, right?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

So, you're suggesting I go with you?

[tenminutes]

You catch on pretty fast sometimes.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Right... [Sigh...]

(I wish you'd catch on to some sane ideas sometimes.)

[tenminutes]

So here's the plan. WHichever one of us gets attacked..

[ She twirls a knife around her hand, holding the handle toward Kyon when she's done. ]

The other one goes for the kill. Once he's out, tie him up and we'll talk to him once he's captured.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

How can you be sure it's even vulnerable to our attacks?

[tenminutes]

How can you be sure it isn't?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

I suppose...

(Dammit, is there anything else I can say or do at this point?)

[tenminutes]

We don't have anything to lose and we're not going to find out unless we try or can trick someone else into trying. Right now, courageous options are thin.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Fine, fine...

[Sigh, he'll resign to his fate on this one...]

[tenminutes]

...Let's change first though. The last thing I need is my clothes to get more cut up than this and the guro-pervert gawking even more...

[slave_of_suzumiya]

O-oi!

(Still with the "guro-pervert"!?)

... I can't argue with getting changed though.

[tenminutes]

Hurry up then. [ Already walking! ]