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[dereban]

[ It's already hit the halfway point of the month, and normally, she wouldn't be doing something this stupid and ridiculous on the network. However! She thought that the information would be helpful for everyone to know and she has several questions she needs to ask.

Besides, she's Inaba Himeko, she's going to do whatever the hell she wants..! ]

First things first. A public service announcement to any girls who are reading this: if a guy named Taichi Yaegashi attempts to tell you his "biggest secret", tell me immediately and I'll sock him in the face as many times as you'd like.

Anyway, besides that, I guess I should tell you that I finally got back from being an NPC. It seems that quoting lines from your life works, no matter how stupid it is. Though it seems some shadows show up if you try to attempt that, so you'll have to be prepared if you want to try doing any of that.

And I know you guys are either beating up shadows or doing something a little more important, but I have two questions to ask you. One is important, and the other not so much. It's up to you to figure out which is more vital.

The first one is this: if you were to live in a house with the guy you like and there's not enough beds, would you ask them to sleep on the same bed as them? Sorry, it's pretty embarrassing, isn't it? (*ﾟｰﾟ)ゞ

And the second one is for those who are knowledgeable in the subject. I might ask it again if the people who are NPCs now know about it as well. Does anybody know anything about sadism besides the basics? ( ・◇・)？ I'm actually quite curious.

I think that's it for now, at least. Again, I apologize for the inconvenience.

Comments

[masturbatestoyou]

Well, uh... She told me that "Shinoda" was a fake name and that her only name is just "Ai"?

[Oh no, Yandereban.]

[dereban]

Ugh...

[ She's clearly annoyed as she rubs between her temples before an exasperated sigh escapes her lips. ]

I suppose that make sense. Sorry. I got a little jealous.

[masturbatestoyou]

It's okay...?

[dereban]

Au...

[ She makes a weird sound from her lips before she catches herself, biting her tongue in the process, causing her blush to redden as she takes a step back. This is embarrassing.

More embarrassing than telling Iori about how she would want to do the deed with Taichi.

Okay, no, probably not, but it's still awkward for her! As much as she wants to go into dere mode, she's holding back a little as she twinges in pain slightly, immediately glancing away to make sure he doesn't see how she's acting at this moment. ]

Ah, er, a-anyway-- change of subject. We're probably going to be living in the same room, so I wanted to set up a few ground rules. Is that okay with you?

[masturbatestoyou]

Ah, sure. Sounds good to me?

[dereban]

[ Okay, deep sigh of relief. He didn't notice, That's good enough for her. Besides, as long as he didn't call her cute or say anything to that extent, she would be okay with being Inaban over being Dereban. She's got this. ]

The first should be obvious, but knock before opening the door. I don't want a repeat of what happened--

[ Oh, wait. Now she has to backtrack. She was saying this naturally, as if Taichi knew, but she forgot in the process that he didn't remember that yet.

Uh. ]

Anyway, I don't want something stupid to happen. And the second should be just as obvious. If you're going to masturbate, please do it in the bathroom.

[masturbatestoyou]

Why would I masturbate while sharing a room with you anyway!?

[dereban]

.. Do I honestly have to explain to you how the average male mind works?

[masturbatestoyou]

I think I'd have a better idea than you do.

[dereban]

Except you're not an "average male", idiot.

[ She'll punch his arm lightly, but it's a soft one, so it shouldn't hurt that much. ]

[masturbatestoyou]

Well, you're even less of an "average male".

[dereban]

I, of all people, should know that. Besides, if I was a guy, I would probably be dating Iori.

[ Feel that burn, Taichi!!!! ]

[masturbatestoyou]

O-oh really?

[Wow Inaba, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY YOU'D BE DATING IORI?]

[dereban]

... But I'm not, which is why I like you, Taichi. Well, that's not one of the reasons, really, but it's up there.

[masturbatestoyou]

Right...

[Taichi really wasn't sure how to take all this, he was already barely getting over Nagase when Inaba suddenly dropped the bombshell that he'd actually been rejected and that now she liked him instead.]

[dereban]

Anyway, is there anything you'd like to add onto the rules? Those two are the basic ones, and the others should be the more obvious ones like "keep the room clean" and "lock the door before sleeping".

[masturbatestoyou]

Nothing specific stands out to me?

[dereban]

Okay, good. So you're okay with all of these?

[masturbatestoyou]

Yeah, I'm fine with that.

[dereban]

I would also say we should take turns doing laundry and what not, but... now that I mention it, I really don't want to.

[masturbatestoyou]

Well, the laundry would more be a thing for the whole household, right?

[dereban]

It's not like that, you moron!

[masturbatestoyou]

It's not?

[dereban]

It's not. Do you seriously think I can trust any of the guys to do the laundry?

[masturbatestoyou]

I-it's just laundry, right?