Action/Voice

[princesspool]

[ACTION]

[Young (5-9) Sonia Nevermind is standing obediently outside of the school, as if awaiting someone. Occasionally she rocks back and forth on her heels - and by the way, she is dressed incredibly elaborately. Like almost Disney princess ball-gown elaborate. She tilts her head, wondering what's taking so long. Dare you ask what she's waiting on?]

[VOICE]

[Sonia's mastered the phone at that age anyway, so she calmly states the following message.]

Is this the police? I would like to report my own kidnapping. I cannot name the assistants or give you a proper description , but it is of utmost importance that I be returned to my father and mother immediately. I await your correspondence. 

Comments

[princesspool]

...Hm?

[Then she points at him, accusing him right away.]

Kidnapper!

[sleepybuster]

[Okay... Despite how lonely and distant he's feeling, he can't help but be extremely surprised as he's suddenly accused of being a kidnapper. Um.]

H-huh? I'm not a kidnapper. I just came to ask if you knew where we were...

[princesspool]

You kidnapped me! I'm going to tell the police, and you're going to jail forever and ever!

[sleepybuster]

[Tears just may be starting to form in his eyes now... Oh noooo...]

N-no... No I didn't! I-I don't want to go to jail...

[princesspool]

Then apologize! And promise you'll never do it again!

[sleepybuster]

O-okay, okay! I'm sorry, miss... I won't do it ever again!

[Even though he... never kidnapped her to begin with, but ah well.]

[princesspool]

[And just like that, she relaxes.]

There, now was that so hard? I forgive you.

[sleepybuster]

T-thank you...

[HE NEVER KIDNAPPED YOU THOUGH sighhhh]

Anyway... Do you know where this place is?

[princesspool]

I'm not sure. I don't leave the castle that much.

[sleepybuster]

So... there's a castle here? And you really are a princess...?

[He didn't see one anywhere! And he figures something so grand would be hard to miss...]

[princesspool]

Of course there is! Where else would a princess live?

[sleepybuster]

Well I mean... I didn't see any castles around here, so...