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[Ever since this world... "reset" itself, things have been a little more strange. In the many years Naoi has played out his school life here, not nearly as many weird occurrences happened, like the shadows, that out of place NPC, and just the NPCs freezing and acting strangely. Granted before the world reset the shadows started to appear... one even tried to go inside him. But this has all happened in a time span of one year.

Then there's been the matter of the people who have made it here. They're not been just students, but teachers--adults too. He can't recall a teacher in the past that was never not a NPC teacher.

...Which reminds him. They don't know yet, do they? Hmmm.... So in the evening, Naoi heads to his dorm room to get on his computer to set things straight. People have to know, it isn't right otherwise!]

Recently, many people have arrived here in this hellhole and have since been oblivious to some rather important information, so I, God, have taken it upon myself to inform you all, so listen carefully. I am Ayato Naoi, the student council president of this school, but more importantly, I am the God of this world, this right is one that I earned, so when referring to me you may call me God. So God expects to be treated with the proper respect if you come across me. [Wouldn't want to end up like Hinata would you?] You all should consider yourselves so lucky to have been sent to this afterlife with me.

[Action - locked to Levi ]

[With the answer to his request received, Naoi makes his way over to the meeting spot where this Levi person will demonstrate the 3DMG for him. He's curious, really. Haruhi explained it a little during the meeting but not much. So let's hope this won't be a waste of God's time.]

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[No one is better than God ~~other than Otonashi~~. You should be admitting he's better!

...These two are going to be at a stalemate, huh.]

And what would that be? God hasn't done anything to anyone. [He did try to mess with Kise once... it didn't work though because the tall bastard wouldn't cooperate.] I'm afraid that there's nothing for me to confess. You seem to be mistaken. Besides, do you honestly believe you can beat me, God, into becoming student council president when I've beaten you once already?

You've yet to prove it.

[ he's not going to believe it until he sees it. ]

[The stalest of mates.]

I told you, I only lost because you cheated! Do you really think Godess Kashiwazaki would lose to somebody like you?!

What's supposed to make you so god-like anyway?

[Wow what's stopping you from believing him you should believe him it's all the truth]

I am truly God, this world chose me to be.

[Earlier in the day, Levi had read the text over and had to put in his two cents, unknowing this was the same person he was meeting later on. So all Naoi gets in response is a short clip of audio;]

Like god fuckin' exists. And if he does, he should be licking my boots clean.

[Levi sees Naoi later though, having gotten there earlier and wearing his 3DMG, his uniform crisp and clean as usual as he waits for him.]

You finally got here. You think I'm a fuckin' pony show?

[Speaking of idiots, hi Hinata]

I am God, you imbecile. Perhaps I should remind you by demonstrating God's powers to you again. [Pick your poison. What do you want, maybe the paperclip again? Or maybe the toilet paper since he never finished that one]

[You people are really bad at believing him you know that]

Because God doesn't always have the time to sit down to speak to and inform you commoners of something you should already be aware of. [At least it's true that he is pretty busy with council work a lot]

You lost because I, God, am superior and better than you. God doesn't need to cheat in order to win against the likes of you or anyone else. My superiority and my abilities are what makes me even more of a God. [Because he earned the right to be God on his own. Everything else just adds to his greatness] What is it that makes you believe you have the right to be called a 'Goddess'?

Then God will give you the proof you want first hand. However, in order to do that, it would need to be done in person.

[And you're shorter than Kise so hypnotizing you won't be a problem]

My goodness, I do apologize. Then, dear lord of all we survey, would you mind telling me my country's name?

[If the people here didn't know it, she's going to assume he doesn't.]

What does the name of your country matter to me?

[Japan would've been his first guess since, before the restart, that's where everyone who came here came from but that's not the case anymore. But if he was the real God he might know, but being the God of the afterlife he can't say he would know or would want to care to know.]

A true god should be capable of proving his omnipresence at any time.

[ now that's uncalled for. ]

Wrong. What you're referring to is the Angel Player system, the one Yuri informed us about a while back. What we possessed was a single copy of the Angel Player. One individual copy isn't capable of being used for that purpose. It will only allow the user to create and activate offensive and defensive abilities of their own. [It can also create features like wings but Naoi doesn't know that at his canon point]

So even if Otonashi had not lost the Angel Player and even if I, God, had come across it myself, it would not been able to act as a program to make someone, or me anymore of, a God. [And even if they had the Angel Player system like the NPC does, none of them could use it. No one would know how.]

[He'll blame Yuri too she ruins this for him a lot but wow being rude to God is inexcusable]

I am truly the God of this world, so you should care. Or perhaps I should make you.

[Friendship fun club.... what]

What an idiotic idea for a club. Who are these two members?

[Come on Akashi don't be difficult, be more like Kise he just walked into it] And God can. [Well, this meaning he could just hypnotize and send a NPC that's close to his dorm to use that as "proof" but what fun is that]

But what better proof could God give than his power in person?

[You're no fun Yuri]

Gross? Calling God by his true title should've tasted like anything but. Maybe we should make another deal to see what you think of it a second time. [Want some more memories back?]

you don't have anything i want, stupid.

[Shut up Naoi you're just jealous she thought up such an awesome club herself.]

No its not
Its a really great idea Madoka thinks its good too
Shes my friend and one of the members
Otonashi is the other one

[Oh. Well. If. Otonashi is in it then... ]

You two think of it how you'd like to, God still thinks that it's idiotic. But if Otonashi truly wants the council to approve this club then God will see that it's done. Is he the vice president? [Because he should be]

God could take back what he gave you and you could ask for it back again.

and naoi could find out what a rifle shoved up his butt feels like

[She doesn't even know who or what God is. So whatever dude!]

I thought your name was Naoi but you talk about God a lot
Is God in the student council too
And no Madoka is the vice president
Otonashi can be whatever comes after that

[It's okay kid take your time, Naoi still has replies to get to anyway

But the God of time and space huh?]

No, I haven't. God has not heard of or met any other God besides himself and the one that the SSS rebels against. [Well the Japanese gods he's heard of but never really worshiped or paid attention to himself but really is it any surprise that he wouldn't focus on any other god anyways when he's been focused on himself all these years]

[She did not read his entire post did she god]

Yes, God is in the student council, in fact he is the student council president. [And if that isn't clear enough] I am God. Secretary is the position that follows vice president, however Otonashi is a noble and should be vice president or even president, nothing lower.

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audio; + action; this is super late im gomen

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she called herself goddess in front of naoi i feel like everything is complete now

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