[Oh Leon. You're fabulous. Never stop being the best teenage girl. What you should stop however is this 'cool name' thing because its really, really silly.]

But, uh... [Okay no you know what.] My name is already cool, a lot cooler than yours! How many people have you ever talked to who have a name like 'Caius', huh?

[HE LIKES BEING COOL TOO OKAY... Only he tends to do it by fighting monsters and acting cool rather than. Arguing over names. But here we are.]