[text/action] 002 vσlumє twσ | adapting.

[sweetjeans]

A. → Joining the Basketball Team: Operation Bertholdt need to get out more; ota

[Having joined two clubs already you'd think Jean'd be satisfied, however he's grown rather concerned with his roommate, Mr. Fubar. Worrying he'll be a lonely hermit forever with the way he never goes to class or belongs to any after school activities. Being the nice overbearing guy Jean is he's dragging his friend to join the basketball team hearing it's a good sport for tall people. You can't be shy forever, sweaty!

Maybe you're already on the basketball team? Or one of the other clubs Jean's joined (Kendo and Drama) which could always use a introductory post. Mr. Kirschtein needs to busy himself to stay sane after coming from such a hectic world. Sports, technology, cooking, any hobby really! Something you'd like to do after school? Jean's your man.]

B. → Kiss an Honest Guy, $5; ota

[After excepting a challenge from Yuri, Jean finds himself in a dire situation. He can't find anyone to kiss him!! The deadline is coming up and after all that big talk and convincing that he could totally get someone to kiss him you can't just give up like that! Making sure to take a nice long healthy bath the night before and fixing himself up in his cleanest cloths, combing his hair out neat looking as dapper as a fifteen year-old can muster. Crating some shitty sign and using an old desk he found, setting up shop outside the front gates of the school after classes. All that was left was to send out the text--]

Times soon gonna be up, here's your last chance to kiss an honest guy. Booths right outside the school gates, can't miss it. Yours truly, Jean.

- Massage sent September 14th 4:06 pm // user:(Jean Kirschtein)

Comments

[sweetjeans]

[Everything about the situation scared the living shit out of him.. So that woman was.. the 15 meter dragon?! It was enough to give yourself a heart attack..]

I-I d-don't know-w I-I.. . . .

[qhaellizith]

You're acting like I'd eat you or something. Oh! Do you know I prefer cattle? Nice, big and meaty, and all that grass they eat makes them taste far better than humans. Not to mention that it's a real pain to have humans run screaming from you when you try and say hello to them, so I try not to be known as the kind of dragon that eats people. Because I don't do that. Neither do I kidnap them for ransom, threaten to burn down their towns if they don't pay me tribute, eat any livestock I didn't buy or receive as payment, or toss them up and down then drop them from the sky just for fun.

[sweetjeans]

... Where I come from... monsters are big as you rip people in pieces and eat the remains, we're constantly under attack and hunted. I don't even know what a dragon is I guess that's what you are.. ah--...

[What can he say? He sorta feels bad..???? But yet still terrified, it's hard for the kid to think of anything over 3 meters to be friendly.]

[qhaellizith]

Well, your fear makes sense then.

Oh yeah, I'd kiss you if you paid me in lunch tickets. I go through a lot more of those than humans, even with the woodlife and river fish to fill in my diet.

[sweetjeans]

What?! No I don't pay you, you pay me. Can't run a business without income..

[qhaellizith]

I've no interest in human kisses. I've an interest in meal tickets. But it seems neither of us're interested in paying the other for kisses. So be it.