[ Haruhi has been trying to avoid a certain idiot all day. Thankfully, seeing that he's not in the vicinity, that means she can go and do whatever she pleases. Especially when she notices someone under the table. ]

Hey, Otonashi-sensei, are you trying to show your butt to all the girls in school, or have you lost your brain underneath that table after someone chopped your head off~?

[ She's mostly messing with him because honestly she would never do something like that ever... ]