時に埋もれた 記憶の彼方

[theheroguy]

[Over the past week, many peoples memories have been broadcast all across the afterlife, Goku's included.

Being the rural country bumpkin he is, Goku hasn't actually been near a computer lately. Anyone who has though may have found themselves treated to a vision of:

A: Goku and some green fellow with antennae fighting a long haired man wearing bizarre alien armour, during which a small child bursts out of a space pod with amazing force attacking the long haired man, eventually culminating in both Goku and the long haired man dying at the hands of a strange blast called a "Makankosappo" fired by the green man, followed by an explanation of the "Dragon Balls".

B: A scene of a young Goku with a teenage girl, where he learns what makes boys and girls different.

C: Goku discovering the death of a close friend.

After witnessing any (or all?) of these, you may find Goku wandering around doing nothing or training down by the riverbed. Feel free to bring up whatever you like with him.]

Comments

[mightletyouknowme]

...It still seems like a really perverted thing to do. Guys can't just do that, you know.

[theheroguy]

Why not...?

[Goku has never really paid much attention to that kind of thing. Especially having Master Roshi as one of the few adults in his life.]

[mightletyouknowme]

[Oh wow, she can't be the one to explain this to somebody.] Because it's perverted. Even if you were a kid, you're lucky she didn't get mad.

[theheroguy]

Oh, she did get mad! She shot me with her machine gun later.

[mightletyouknowme]

Good. If she didn't, you would keep doing it.

[theheroguy]

Right...

[Although he did kinda keep doing it to other people to tell whether they were a boy or a girl for a while. ... And also happened to be how he met his wife.]

[mightletyouknowme]

Don't sound so unsure when you say that! If you do, people will just keep thinking you are a pervert.

[theheroguy]

... A pervert is like an old man who likes looking at girls panties, right?

[mightletyouknowme]

It doesn't have to be an old man. Youngs boys can be perverts too.

...Why are you asking about old men that look at panties? [Kind of specific there.]

[theheroguy]

Well, the master I trained under was like that? I always thought he was funny.

[mightletyouknowme]

It's not funny at all. Nobody likes a pervert so if you're really not one, you shouldn't learn from him.

[theheroguy]

He was pretty strong though, most people knew him by the title Muten Roshi, the Invincible Old Master.

[mightletyouknowme]

That doesn't make it better. I bet he never even got a girlfriend, either. Perverts don't because girls hate them.

[theheroguy]

Yeah, Bulma always hit him whenever he asked for "Puff Puff".

[mightletyouknowme]

Puff Puff? Is that supposed to be some weird name for underwear?

[theheroguy]

I dunno, but he always went like this when he asked.

[And Goku'll imitate the hand motion Roshi does in this video here.]

[mightletyouknowme]

Huh? What is that even suppose to mean? [Sena doesn't get it, either.] It just looks weird.

[theheroguy]

[Goku'll just shrug in reply.]