Special Chapter: Lance Corporal Levi

[springcleaning]

[When Levi comes to, he's sopping wet and covered in slimy bile. The last thing he remembers is being swallowed by a Titan. Did it vomit him out before he'd been digested? He shuddered at the thought. He'd rather be dead, than...]

Shit.

[He gags a little, pushing his hands against the grass in front of the school until they're dry enough to get the slop off his face, before looking around.]

[It was nothing like where they had been fighting, but he couldn't be sure of that, with how Titans could move, but... Something felt wrong. Levi looks down at himself, seeing his 3D Maneuver Gear was gone as well. He was vulnerable, he couldn't stay outside.]

[So he goes into the school building, surprised to find it recently used, and looks for somewhere he can clean off.]

Comments

[springcleaning]

A student...? You must be from the Interior then. Tch.

Where is this place?

[strawberrytart]

Interior? No, I'm from Japan.

[ But.. this place.. oh she hates this part, having to explain it to people. ]

This place.. it's.. um... [ Well- ] Maybe we should talk about this over cake! I've still got one left in the refrigerator if you want, and I can make some tea or coffee or hot cocoa too! Or water if you don't like the others..

[springcleaning]

Japan...?

[He trails off listening to her talk, before leaning back and cracking his neck.]

I don't know what a fucking cake is, but if someone's offering me tea I can't really say no.

[strawberrytart]

[ Not having heard of cake probably makes Ichigo look the most terrified she's ever been in her entire life. She reaches to grab both of his hands and hold them together. She looks like she's about to start crying for a moment, then looks the most determined. ]

I'll save you! I'll help you discover cake, I promise! I don't know how anyone can live without cake!

[springcleaning]

[His eyes widen a little and he jerks his hands back out of her grip, looking offended as he pulls a handkerchief from his pocket and wipes them off.]

What is it?

[strawberrytart]

[ She blinks at that. ] Don't worry, my hands are really clean. I know all of the safety and sanitation rules by heart.

Cake is a really delicious type of sweet! It's fluffy and moist and it makes your tastebuds soar and your heart skip a beat~!

[ Ichigo you're the only one who gets dokidoki over cake.. ]

[springcleaning]

Sounds like some kind of Interior bullshit.

[Don't mind him, he doesn't like touching anybody.]

[strawberrytart]

What's this "Interior" you keep talking about?

[springcleaning]

Wall Sina, the Interior. It's where all the rich fucks live and leave everyone in the outer walls to starve to death.

[strawberrytart]

I was never rich. We don't really have anything like walls either. I've never heard of Wall Sina, anyway. That sounds like something horrible..

[springcleaning]

[He just shrugs, following along when he's cleaned off, if anything for the tea she promised.]

I guess this really isn't where I thought.

[strawberrytart]

I guess we really are all from different times. I didn't really pay attention to history, so you could be in the future or past, huh?

[ She looks a little curious. ]

I died in 2010, what year did you die in?

[ It hasn't occurred to her that he hasn't gotten the spiel yet.. She turns to open the door to a home ec classroom. ]

[springcleaning]

... 853.

[He looked at her in disbelief.]

2010? That's... fucking insane.

[strawberrytart]

Eh!? Seriously!? That's so long ago!

[ Ichigo looks pretty dramatically shocked too. ]

You're right out of history!

[springcleaning]

I guess, if you're really from fucking 2010...

Shit's insane.

[strawberrytart]

That'd explain why you don't know about cake though. The world isn't separated by a wall anymore, so there's no interior or exterior or anything like that. Especially this place, it just kind of loops..

[springcleaning]

And there's no Titans?

[strawberrytart]

What are Titans?

[springcleaning]

Giants. Biggest one's fucking 60m tall.

They snatch up humans and eat them alive.

[strawberrytart]

I think I would remember if that really happened in history, even if I was bad at it. Forgetting giants seems a little excessive... 853AD or BC?

[ Maybe they started a new era in the future! ]

[springcleaning]

Just 853. I don't know what that shit means.

[strawberrytart]

It's like... I guess numbers used to count down, then they started counting up after a certain point. So BC goes like 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Then I don't know what 0 is. Then AD goes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

[ That's how she understands it anyway. ]

[springcleaning]

That sounds fucking retarded. Numbers are supposed to get bigger.

[strawberrytart]

Well they do in my time but apparently they used to go backward!

[ She's not very good at most of her classes that aren't baking tbh ]

[springcleaning]

Shit's insane.

[He crosses his arms.]

Is there gonna be fucking tea or not? And cake, or whatever.