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[paintedred]

Did anyone else get a weird letter a couple weeks ago?

I was only here for a few days and I got one. It was a little weird at first, but I want to know who really sent them out. I figure I should at least thank them for going out of their way to notice someone new like me.

[No, that's a lie. She just wants to beat them up.]

Comments

[tsunball]

[ unfortunately he's too dumb to stop.. ]

hey if cute girls need sum1 2 protect em ill do it

man arent i cool??? [ usually you let other people say that part, Leon.. ]

[paintedred]

Well, I'd have to actually see you do something cool first.

[But when a guy is sitting there admiring his own coolness, w e l l . . .]

[tsunball]

[ leon is his own biggest fan. ]

isnt protecting girls cool nuf?!?!

[paintedred]

It's a man's duty to protect a girl! But there's a big difference between saying you'll do it and actually doing it.

[tsunball]

well theres nutting 2 do yet so i cant rlly do shit huh

[paintedred]

Then I guess you're not really as cool as you think, huh?

[tsunball]

WAIT WHAT NO!!!!

IM COOL IM SUPER COOL!!!

[ Totally normal denial.. totally not suspiciously over the top, right. ]

[paintedred]

So if I asked someone else, would they say that you were cool?

[Because with such intense denial, she kinda doubts it.]

[tsunball]

well idk its kinda hard 2 b as cool as i am [ So humble. So totally humble. ]

[paintedred]

It wasn't your mom who told you you were cool, right?

[She just has to be sure—]

[tsunball]

WHATS MY MOM GOTTA DO W/ THIS????

[ That's totally a normal reaction, Leon. Nice and cool. ]

[paintedred]

Just checking. I mean, there has to be a reason you think you're so cool.

[tsunball]

its since all the girls like me thats y!!!

[ Grinning proudly to himself as he types it.

Even though.. no, Leon, girls don't like you... ]

[paintedred]

Really? Well, when I meet one who does, I'll let you know.

[She doesn't think it'll happen, but! She'll "humor" him.]

[tsunball]

[ .. okay, now he'll have to start on a big bluff.. ]

thats not 2 hard they all say it [ NOBODY WOULD.. ]