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[tenminutes]

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

The SSS is going to the riverside to go swimming and fishing on Saturday! All are invited. Bring a swimsuit or your own fishing equipment. Don't fish in the area I mark off for swimming! Unless you really want to make me laugh.

Swimmers: Don't go into the fishing area unless you want to get eaten by the Master of the River. He's a 30 meter long fish who creates whirlpools when he rises to the surface. The weather even changes sometimes.

BYO drinks, food, etc. unless you're from the SSS. We'll have our own ice chest of stuff but if you're not in it, then you have to bring your own. Of course, if you enlist you have free access to it~!

Comments

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[extraordinarily]

What, are we planning to catch the Master of the River and eat it?

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[tenminutes]

You can do what you want if you think you can catch him.

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[extraordinarily]

I'm totally going to catch him this time; just watch me!

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[tenminutes]

If you do, we can steal a freezer [ or two ] from the dining hall to keep him in.

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[extraordinarily]

That's exactly what I was thinking of doing!

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[observesthings]

do i really have to go?

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[tenminutes]

Yes.

[ She would've said no if he hadn't asked her like a party pooper. ]

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[observesthings]

why?

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[tenminutes]

It'll be a good experience. I want to show you something anyway.

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[observesthings]

... show me something?

[ On the beach? Accuse him of having his mind in the gutter, but he's having some flashbacks. ]

like what?

[junesprince]

Whats the special occasion?

[tenminutes]

We're running low on meal tickets, so I figured we could make a day out of going fishing instead.

[junesprince]

RLY? What's the catch?

[It sounds simple... Too simple...]

[tenminutes]

You have to wear a swimsuit.

[junesprince]

That's it??

[IT REALLY SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE but.]

I guess I can handle that.

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[nothisbrother]

[Truth be told Naoi has had enough fishing during his time in the afterlife. Catching the Master of the River once was enough for him]

God will pass.

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[tenminutes]

Otonashi's coming.

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[nothisbrother]

[CHEATER. BUT HE WON'T GIVE IN SO EASILY.] Why should God believe you? I haven't heard him speak anything of it.

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[tenminutes]

[ It's not cheating to use logic. ]

Why wouldn't he? Anyway, even if he weren't I want to ask you something so I want you to come.

You can wear a t-shirt if you're afraid to show off your chest.

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[nothisbrother]

[Cheater.]

God isn't afraid to go without a shirt, you imbecile! I have no reason to be!

Are you incapable of asking me whatever it is you want in the principal's office?

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[tsunball]

[ He can't actually indicate his shock via text, so he just replies on audio.. ]

What do you mean, there's a 30 meter fish in the river?! What kind of retard would still go swim after hearing that?!

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[tenminutes]

[ perfect ]

You don't want to see me in a bikini then...?

[tsunball]

... Y.. you'll be there too, Yurippe?! In a bikini..?!

[ OH MY GOD HE CAN'T MISS OUT ON THIS.. ]

[tenminutes]

Of course I will. I'm planning the whole thing.

[tsunball]

[ He needs to be there. He needs to. If he can't make it, he might as well die..!! Again!! ]

I'll be there for sure! [ That was a little too quickly and eager, Leon.. ]