eleven ◆ action / text

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OPTION A: action / outside the school

[ Haruhi’s sitting on a bench today, looking up in the sky melancholically. She honestly can’t believe what happened, and honestly, it’s completely and utterly embarrassing. She’ll just muse to herself, speaking aloud.

And she’s kind of angry, too. ]

I can’t believe I actually did that… Augh! It’s so stupid! I can’t believe I actually did that! I hate being normal, and that person—she wasn’t me. She wasn’t me at all.

OPTION B: text

Attention everybody!

If you saw me while those stupid shadows were around, you better forget about it, alright? That person wasn’t the real Suzumiya Haruhi. Especially you, Kyon! If you remember anything about what happened… I’ll kick you down a flight of stairs, got it?!

Also! To those who just arrived, I’m sorry. I was a huge jerk.

Oh, and Koizumi-kun. We need to talk. In private.

That is all. If you have any questions, though, I don’t mind answering.

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Leon.

[tenminutes]

Because if I put him up higher on the list he'll think something stupid and I'll have another reason to invest in a popcorn machine for HQ.

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And why can't you put him lower? He's a big idiot.

[tenminutes]

He's fun?

[ She likes him, they're friends, whatever Haruhi!! Her numbers are all made up anyway and shes not gonna sit here and tsun about friendship! ]

It doesn't really matter. You had your chance to be higher and you said you didn't want to so now you're peon#4.

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And you're saying I'm no fun at all?

[tenminutes]

Not when you're acting like a jealous girlfriend.

[ That was very matter of fact.

She's mostly just teasing though.

Because really, Yuri is having fun right now |D ]

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Well, I'd rather die than be lower than the Mayor of Idiot Town!

[tenminutes]

Peon#5!

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Do you want me to come and punch you in the face, Yuri?

[tenminutes]

Threatening your leader... Maybe I'll make it 6.

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What, do you honestly expect me to kiss your ass and do whatever you want in order to get my rank up? Maybe I really should become the student council president.

[tenminutes]

No but it's entertaining to watch you get mad about it. Why do you think Leon gets #2? He's fun to tease. Naoi doesn't kiss my ass at all and he's #1b, remember? Neither does Otonashi. You're the one getting all mad about numbers I made up on the fly aren't you?

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That's like a stupid popularity ranking.

[tenminutes]

How? I don't even like Naoi that much. He gives me a weird feeling.

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[ She's probably going to die for this, but. ]

Are you sure you're not secretly in love with him, then?

[tenminutes]

.......

[ She looks to the side. If it were someone she liked a little more, she might tsun over it but since it's Naoi.. she just is gonna deadpan here. ]

Nevermind that I'm never falling in love with anyone in the history of ever, that's kind of creepy.

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What, is he really a creepy person?

[tenminutes]

He's a 15 year old boy with a god complex, the ability to enslave people with his eyes, and a bondage hat. I also suspect that he's got a thing for Otonashi, but it might just be that I don't remember whatever he's really really really sucking up to him for.

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And you didn't ask him why he's sucking up to Otonashi?

[tenminutes]

I don't care that much. If he likes Otonashi, good for him.

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But it sounds like an interesting mystery to solve! Maybe I should ask him.

[ HARUHI, NO ]

[tenminutes]

I won't stop you, but if you harass him about it I won't be responsible for the consequences.

[ Meaning if he hypnotizes your ass, she's going to laugh as long as he doesn't go too far. ]

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A master detective like me knows her way around people, you know!

[tenminutes]

[ IF YOU SAY SO HARUHI. ]

He's not people though, he's Naoi.

[ Alas, Yuri tends to think that as much as they're all idiots, they're unique idiots. ]

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He's still a person.