eleven ◆ action / text

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OPTION A: action / outside the school

[ Haruhi’s sitting on a bench today, looking up in the sky melancholically. She honestly can’t believe what happened, and honestly, it’s completely and utterly embarrassing. She’ll just muse to herself, speaking aloud.

And she’s kind of angry, too. ]

I can’t believe I actually did that… Augh! It’s so stupid! I can’t believe I actually did that! I hate being normal, and that person—she wasn’t me. She wasn’t me at all.

OPTION B: text

Attention everybody!

If you saw me while those stupid shadows were around, you better forget about it, alright? That person wasn’t the real Suzumiya Haruhi. Especially you, Kyon! If you remember anything about what happened… I’ll kick you down a flight of stairs, got it?!

Also! To those who just arrived, I’m sorry. I was a huge jerk.

Oh, and Koizumi-kun. We need to talk. In private.

That is all. If you have any questions, though, I don’t mind answering.

Comments

[tsunball]

Who gave you that right?! I sure didn't, so just fucking speak up about it! I got to at least get credit where it's due once!

[extraordinarily]

The school did.

[tsunball]

At least tell me who that person was you liked, dammit!

[extraordinarily]

I refuse.

[tsunball]

.. Why?! What's so wrong with saying that if it was fake, huh? Or is it really real and you really like someone?

[extraordinarily]

And why do you care, anyway?

[tsunball]

Heh.. doesn't a guy got to know whether he still has a chance or not?

[ Then again, he probably doesn't expect much here.. Haruhi is more or less at the bottom of his list since he's fairly sure this one's impossible. ]

[extraordinarily]

[ You know what. Since Leon's being annoying she'll just switch to the audio function because honestly. ]

Let me tell you right here and right now. Any chance you have is nil. Zero.

[tsunball]

[ Wow, he's just being Leon! ... Then again, that's probably the annoying part. ]

.. S.. so cold...

[extraordinarily]

Then why don't you go lock yourself in a freezer and die?

[ Sorry, but she's being extra rude to you, Leon. ]

[tsunball]

D.. DEATH THREATS?! [ This is a whole new level for the way girls treat him.. Except it isn't. ]

Are you some kind of psycho, Suzumiya?!

[extraordinarily]

You're already dead; it's not like it matters.

[tsunball]

Dammit, don't just kill people since they're dead already! It's still going to hurt them like hell!

Are you even listening to me, Suzumiyaaaaaa?!

[extraordinarily]

Please leave a message after the beep.

[ She's genuinely messing with him now.] ]

[tsunball]

[ SCREAMS INTO HIS PILLOW.

No, really. He was lying on his bed. This is exactly what he's doing at the moment. ]