eleven ◆ action / text

[extraordinarily]

OPTION A: action / outside the school

[ Haruhi’s sitting on a bench today, looking up in the sky melancholically. She honestly can’t believe what happened, and honestly, it’s completely and utterly embarrassing. She’ll just muse to herself, speaking aloud.

And she’s kind of angry, too. ]

I can’t believe I actually did that… Augh! It’s so stupid! I can’t believe I actually did that! I hate being normal, and that person—she wasn’t me. She wasn’t me at all.

OPTION B: text

Attention everybody!

If you saw me while those stupid shadows were around, you better forget about it, alright? That person wasn’t the real Suzumiya Haruhi. Especially you, Kyon! If you remember anything about what happened… I’ll kick you down a flight of stairs, got it?!

Also! To those who just arrived, I’m sorry. I was a huge jerk.

Oh, and Koizumi-kun. We need to talk. In private.

That is all. If you have any questions, though, I don’t mind answering.

Comments

[tsunball]

Heh.. doesn't a guy got to know whether he still has a chance or not?

[ Then again, he probably doesn't expect much here.. Haruhi is more or less at the bottom of his list since he's fairly sure this one's impossible. ]

Re: all the action

[mysterioustransferstudent]

Definitely. I suppose it would be cruel to say I'm glad to see you and Kyon here, but if we've all ended up in the afterlife then I'm at least glad that we've found each other.

[extraordinarily]

Why am I above Kyon but below that idiot?

[ You know who she means, most likely. ]

[extraordinarily]

If you want to be really sure you're probably better off asking Otonashi or Yuri.

[tenminutes]

Which idiot? You're going to have to be more specific.

[ They're all idiots, Haruhi.. ]

[extraordinarily]

[ You know what. Since Leon's being annoying she'll just switch to the audio function because honestly. ]

Let me tell you right here and right now. Any chance you have is nil. Zero.

[extraordinarily]

Well, I don't really like the fact that three of the five SOS Brigade members are here, to be honest.

[ She frowns before shrugging, shaking her head in disbelief before placing her hands on her chest. ]

Actually. I need to talk to you about Kyon. He has amnesia.

[extraordinarily]

Leon.

[observesthings]

oh, well... okay.

you're okay right, haruhi? you aren't hurt?

[extraordinarily]

Of course I'm fine; why wouldn't I be?

[observesthings]

i'm just making sure, i don't know what all those things to do people

[tenminutes]

Because if I put him up higher on the list he'll think something stupid and I'll have another reason to invest in a popcorn machine for HQ.

[tsunball]

[ Wow, he's just being Leon! ... Then again, that's probably the annoying part. ]

.. S.. so cold...

[mysterioustransferstudent]

[He's not happy about it either-- especially these three members-- but that last bit chases everything else out of his head. Seriously? He had a decently long conversation with Kyon. He's not sure if he should be angry at Kyon for not telling him, or angry at himself for not noticing.]

Ah... he failed to mention that. Do you know how far back it goes?

[extraordinarily]

He doesn't remember most of the major details of when he was alive. It's a huge pain.

[extraordinarily]

Then why don't you go lock yourself in a freezer and die?

[ Sorry, but she's being extra rude to you, Leon. ]

[extraordinarily]

And why can't you put him lower? He's a big idiot.

[extraordinarily]

It's not like I'm going to die, you know. And they turn people into NPCs. That's what they do. That is, if you get sucked into one.

[tenminutes]

He's fun?

[ She likes him, they're friends, whatever Haruhi!! Her numbers are all made up anyway and shes not gonna sit here and tsun about friendship! ]

It doesn't really matter. You had your chance to be higher and you said you didn't want to so now you're peon#4.

[extraordinarily]

And you're saying I'm no fun at all?

[tenminutes]

Not when you're acting like a jealous girlfriend.

[ That was very matter of fact.

She's mostly just teasing though.

Because really, Yuri is having fun right now |D ]

[extraordinarily]

Well, I'd rather die than be lower than the Mayor of Idiot Town!

[tenminutes]

Peon#5!

[extraordinarily]

Do you want me to come and punch you in the face, Yuri?

[tenminutes]

Threatening your leader... Maybe I'll make it 6.