eleven ◆ action / text

[extraordinarily]

OPTION A: action / outside the school

[ Haruhi’s sitting on a bench today, looking up in the sky melancholically. She honestly can’t believe what happened, and honestly, it’s completely and utterly embarrassing. She’ll just muse to herself, speaking aloud.

And she’s kind of angry, too. ]

I can’t believe I actually did that… Augh! It’s so stupid! I can’t believe I actually did that! I hate being normal, and that person—she wasn’t me. She wasn’t me at all.

OPTION B: text

Attention everybody!

If you saw me while those stupid shadows were around, you better forget about it, alright? That person wasn’t the real Suzumiya Haruhi. Especially you, Kyon! If you remember anything about what happened… I’ll kick you down a flight of stairs, got it?!

Also! To those who just arrived, I’m sorry. I was a huge jerk.

Oh, and Koizumi-kun. We need to talk. In private.

That is all. If you have any questions, though, I don’t mind answering.

Comments

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And I was. If that wasn't obvious already.

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And why exactly should I, Yuri?

audio;

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It's totally not unfair. This is my post, and I can do whatever I want. Plus, I have the right to remain silent, so there.

[mysterioustransferstudent]

It certainly does. If she had taken on a different appearance, it may have saved me a good deal of confusion.

Are you free now? I could be there in a few minutes.

[tenminutes]

You don't want one?

[observesthings]

was it one of the shadows?

[tsunball]

Who gave you that right?! I sure didn't, so just fucking speak up about it! I got to at least get credit where it's due once!

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The school did.

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One of the shadows sucked me in, if that's what you mean.

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It doesn't really matter to me.

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I'll be right there.

[ An immediate answer. ]

[observesthings]

do those things show up often?

[tenminutes]

Fine fine, you can stick to being peon#4!

[tsunball]

At least tell me who that person was you liked, dammit!

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I refuse.

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Number... 4? Why number four, anyway?

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This was the first time this has happened, actually.

Action! /o/

[mysterioustransferstudent]

[It takes him a couple of minutes to arrive because he wasn't exactly close... hopefully not long enough to incur Haruhi's wrath, though he wouldn't mind that too much. It's a small price to pay to see her lively again.]

Good afternoon, Ms. Suzumiya.

[tsunball]

.. Why?! What's so wrong with saying that if it was fake, huh? Or is it really real and you really like someone?

[observesthings]

oh. do you think they could come back?

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It's possible. I don't want them to, though.

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And why do you care, anyway?

all the action

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[ Fortunately for him, he isn't going to be penalized. And ha, ha... She sure is lively. If you can even say that, honestly. It's not funny. ]

Ah, Koizumi-kun. I'm glad you came! There's a lot we need to talk about.

[tenminutes]

Well there's Otonashi, who's peon#1 and Naoi is a sub-contracted peon so he's like 1b, Leon is peon#2, Vin is peon#3. You can be 4 because I just promoted you above Kyon.

[ In other words, her numbering is completely arbitrary. ]

[observesthings]

well, me neither, i just wanted to be sure