[...That wasn't entirely what he had planned, and now he feels bad for it. Oops. So he'll stagger up onto his feet and try offering her a hand.]

I-I'm so sorry! Doing this in front of a staircase is a horrible idea though, see? Can we call this a truce, please? As soon as we get outside, you can come back inside, if you truly insist on it.

[Just desperate to get her the hell out of here!! And hopefully someone outside can take her off his hands and keep her away from the dorms...]