I promise I'm not kidnapp-- [...] --W-what are you--?!

[At first his face actually reddens as he feels his shirt being pulled up, because oh my god what is she doing. ...But then he feels the pinch and once again stiffens. He shouldn't have been surprised at this point, really.]

W-would you please stop insisting on hurting me?! I assure you, I have no ulterior motives at all! And doing this near a staircase is rather dangerous, you know.