You know that class rep from 9th grade? Waited to get me in a corner and tried to feed me poison chocolate as some sort of romantic way to go to death together. 'I may not be popular enough to be with someone like you in life, but....'

It was fucking repulsive. Bah.

[ This glitch is doing a very good job at convincing him love sucks. Not that he hadn't been convinced before, but it doesn't hurt to be extra sure. Unless the NPCs get you. Then it does hurt lots, presumably. ]