The P.E. teacher? Eww, attracting old men, are you? They did the same kind of shit to me though.

[ He shivers. Maybe he can finally understand how Lucille felt about this kind of thing. ]

And I think we can rule out the option of them all just actually being able to get lovesick or some shit. So that probably means it's another glitch. I'd like to thank the Programmer personally.

[ With a bullet. ]