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[So far Celica and Ichigo have been doing a pretty good job taking care of their egg child, whom they have respectively named Oeuffy. Today they decided to have some fun and bake an angel cake with the company of Oeuffy, though! So when the video feed comes on, Celica can be seen by a counter with a delicious iced cake. Ichigo is the one holding the phone and recording, of course.

But yes. Celica happily waves to the camera.

((Note: Regular text is Celica's dialogue, and italics is Ichigo.))]

Hello, everyone~! I hope you're all doing well and are having a good time with your egg babies. Ichigo and I have been doing very well with ours, I think... His name is Oeuffy. Cute, right?

Anyway! Today we decided to bake a cake with him watching, which has been fun. So.. I wanted to know what you all have been doing with yours! Or if you have any cute or fun stories in general with them-- [Suddenly a pause, as she looks slightly concerned.] ...E-eh? Ichigo, what's wrong?

W-where's... Where's Oeuffy?! I don't see him anywhere!

--H-huh?! Isn't he over there--? [She turns to look off-camera, only to have her eyes widen in horror.] Oh... Oh no... Where is he?! He was just there a second ago! [And suddenly, even more panicked.] We didn't... We didn't use him for the cake, did we?

Did we eat Oeuffy?!

[And with that, the feed rapidly drops, literally, as Ichigo drops the phone. At this point, all that can be seen is a screen of black, and all that can be heard is Celica and Ichigo shouting about having had eaten their baby as they run around the kitchen.

((ooc: This is a dual post! Which means responses will come from Ichigo and Celica. The thread order will go you > Celica > Ichigo.))]

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[Aaaand after the whole situation is resolved (spoilers: Oeuffy is fine; they just misplaced him), Celica will send a text to Sougo later on.]

sougoooo! (*・ω・)ﾉ

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And like I said, make sure no one follows you either.

[He would be damned if Yuri somehow knew he was hanging around with her BUT HE SHALL PATIENTLY AWAIT HER...]

[Sticking to her word, Celica leaves right away and makes her way on over. And fortunately for Sougo, she manages to do so without having people pester her, so hurrah.

Once there, she gives a light knock on his door with her free hand (wow isn't this familiar). In the other hand she holds a big slice of cake -- part of the same one she and Ichigo had made earlier.]

[And slowly and surely, Sougo's head pops out from the other side of the door, himself giving dead fish eyes to Celica's arrival.]

Oi oi, knock a little l- [That was to the point of familiarity as well, until his eyes zoom in on that piece of cake she's holding. Give him a moment to process this before-]

...why. Why did you bring me...!?

[She's just smiling as he opens the door, greeting him with a bright "hello!" and all. Though it changes pretty quickly when she sees him staring at the cake, and... oh no...]

A-ah... Ichigo and I made cake earlier, so I wanted to bring you some too... Are you not a fan of sweets?

[SHE ASSUMED EVERYONE LIKES SWEETS oh no]

[He's opening his mouth to say something absurd, but then closes it to think...ah wait. He could probably use this to his advantage, huh? With a brief nod, his expression changes as he comes out of his room.]

No, I'm fine with sweets myself. I was taken off guard as to why you were giving this to me in the first place.

[Why him, though. WHY...]

[Oh PHEW... She sighs in relief, regaining her composure and smiling again.]

Oh! I was worried there for a moment... But anyway, I've been trying to come up with a nickname for you, but I can't come up with anything at all! I've had ideas come to mind, but nothing really feels right since I don't know you all that well. So I figured we could have one of those seminars you mentioned so we could get to know each other more... And I thought I could bring some of the cake along as a gift too.

[And there you have it.]

[...wait, she kept that in mind? He totally wasn't serious about it, but wow. He didn't know people could take this so seriously.]

Ah, but you seemed to have failed at your job in that respect, then...I suppose I'll have to come up with a decent punishment for it later, but... [He motions towards the cake.] I suppose if I get some food out of this, I can forgive you for just this time. Next time, however, I won't go so easy...

[But he's also making a motion for her to enter his room because there's no way in hell he's gonna bond out in the open. That's poisonous.]

[Of course she did! Why wouldn't she...?! And of course she's just taking his words like a grain of salt too as she just waltzes on into his room casually.]

Well, I hope you like the cake! We worked really hard on making it, and nearly even baked our child in with the batter, apparently.

[The egg child, of course, but y'know.]

[This girl is really grinding his gears right now from how oblivious she can be from his threats. One day...one day!!]

I'll keep it later for the time being. A cake like this should be savored-

[...wait, child- oh. He blinks for a moment, tilting his head.]

You gave birth to that egg? Who is the father? Were you drunk? How was he even conceived...?

[sorry sougo welcome to celica--

But oh no NONONONO...]

--E-eh?! Oh... Oh, no! It's not actually my child or anything! It's just the assignment... We have to treat it like a child.

[Is he not doing his assignment...!]

I know what you're talking about. I have my partner and everything, but he's such a lazy ass that I think we're just going to fail for this.

[So he says, pointing to a neglected egg on his desk.]

So, you can call me Papa Sougo for the time being.

[Papa Sougo... She can't help but laugh lightly at that.]

Papa Sougo... I see, I see! I was worried you weren't doing your assignment at all.

[And then she makes her way on over to his desk, peering at the egg.] So... Does your egg have another papa, or are you paired with a girl instead? Ichigo and I are both the mothers of ours.

Unfortunately, I have been placed in a rather...unfortunate situation.

[He lets out a deep sigh for this, his face turning away.]

...I have unfortunately been placed with another man. I didn't think it was possible, but the afterlife had somehow made my dead life turn into a yaoi life. [THE STRUGGLE...]

Eheh, I see... But that's not so bad, is it? I mean, at least that way you can make a boy friend out of the project too!

[Or a boyfriend (*no space), if he swings that way. But y'know.]

Are you also encouraging this sort of life style, Celica? I didn't realize you were also a fan of yaoi. Tell me, when you see a male on male ship in an anime, does it get your panties in a bunch? Would you like me to send you pictures of us in compromising positions?

[These are all very serious questions here. And the look on his face suggests he isn't kidding.]

Oh I see... Is that the sort of person Sougo is?

[May or may not be dead serious.

It is a mystery.]

You can claim that it is the person I am, but it's not true.

For I'm the type of person to make all my slaves, and make all the girls into this school my bitches.

[He's super serious about it. Deadpan. All of it.]

Edited 2014-02-17 07:15 (UTC)

[SHE THINKS HE'S KIDDING... And as such just laughs since wowow what a hilarious joke!!]

Oh I see... So Sougo is that type of person. Maybe Tyrant-kun could work then...?

You would think that Tyrant-kun would be a fitting nickname for myself? No, I don't think that'll do at all. Get on your knees and refer to me as "Almighty Leader" from now on.

[If Celica actually does end up doing it, his sadistic ego will get too much of a boost.]

[Too bad she... does not do it...]

So... Almighty Leader-kun, then?

Yes, and you shall refer to me as that from now on. Now, as I said before...

[He's moving over to place his hand on her shoulder.]

Get down and beg.

[She totally missed the whole "get on your knees" cue though, and so she instead just assumes he means to tell her to sit down. And so she plops down onto the chair by the desk, crossing her legs neatly and smiling.]

Okay! If that's the name you really like, then Almighty Leader-kun it is!

[Don't mind him as he's already moving over to sit on her lap, leaning back on her as he looks at fingernails.]

Then you are now officially dubbed the Throne of the Almighty Leader-kun.

[AND HERE CELICA IS... Not phased at all as usual. She's a little surprised by him suddenly sitting on her lap, but whatever...! This is clearly some ongoing gag, right?! Sougo is so funny wowow.]

Ehh... So no more Aka-chan?

[Coming from Gintama, Sougo has to hold some sort of humor in him. Even if it is completely the sadistic kind but still. Here he is, sitting on her. Yet she's not reacting the way he wants her to...]

No, you shall still be Aka-chan. But for the time being, you're dubbed the Throne of the Almighty Leader-kun.

[Here he goes, leaning on her more and more...]

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