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afterliving2014-01-24 06:09 pm
suckswithmaps) wrote in afterliving2014-01-24 06:09 pm
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[So far Celica and Ichigo have been doing a pretty good job taking care of their egg child, whom they have respectively named Oeuffy. Today they decided to have some fun and bake an angel cake with the company of Oeuffy, though! So when the video feed comes on, Celica can be seen by a counter with a delicious iced cake. Ichigo is the one holding the phone and recording, of course.
But yes. Celica happily waves to the camera.
((Note: Regular text is Celica's dialogue, and italics is Ichigo.))]
Hello, everyone~! I hope you're all doing well and are having a good time with your egg babies. Ichigo and I have been doing very well with ours, I think... His name is Oeuffy. Cute, right?
Anyway! Today we decided to bake a cake with him watching, which has been fun. So.. I wanted to know what you all have been doing with yours! Or if you have any cute or fun stories in general with them-- [Suddenly a pause, as she looks slightly concerned.] ...E-eh? Ichigo, what's wrong?
W-where's... Where's Oeuffy?! I don't see him anywhere!
--H-huh?! Isn't he over there--? [She turns to look off-camera, only to have her eyes widen in horror.] Oh... Oh no... Where is he?! He was just there a second ago! [And suddenly, even more panicked.] We didn't... We didn't use him for the cake, did we?
Did we eat Oeuffy?!
[And with that, the feed rapidly drops, literally, as Ichigo drops the phone. At this point, all that can be seen is a screen of black, and all that can be heard is Celica and Ichigo shouting about having had eaten their baby as they run around the kitchen.
((ooc: This is a dual post! Which means responses will come from Ichigo and Celica. The thread order will go you > Celica > Ichigo.))]
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[Aaaand after the whole situation is resolved (spoilers: Oeuffy is fine; they just misplaced him), Celica will send a text to Sougo later on.]
sougoooo! (*・ω・)ﾉ
[So far Celica and Ichigo have been doing a pretty good job taking care of their egg child, whom they have respectively named Oeuffy. Today they decided to have some fun and bake an angel cake with the company of Oeuffy, though! So when the video feed comes on, Celica can be seen by a counter with a delicious iced cake. Ichigo is the one holding the phone and recording, of course.
But yes. Celica happily waves to the camera.
((Note: Regular text is Celica's dialogue, and italics is Ichigo.))]
Hello, everyone~! I hope you're all doing well and are having a good time with your egg babies. Ichigo and I have been doing very well with ours, I think... His name is Oeuffy. Cute, right?
Anyway! Today we decided to bake a cake with him watching, which has been fun. So.. I wanted to know what you all have been doing with yours! Or if you have any cute or fun stories in general with them-- [Suddenly a pause, as she looks slightly concerned.] ...E-eh? Ichigo, what's wrong?
W-where's... Where's Oeuffy?! I don't see him anywhere!
--H-huh?! Isn't he over there--? [She turns to look off-camera, only to have her eyes widen in horror.] Oh... Oh no... Where is he?! He was just there a second ago! [And suddenly, even more panicked.] We didn't... We didn't use him for the cake, did we?
Did we eat Oeuffy?!
[And with that, the feed rapidly drops, literally, as Ichigo drops the phone. At this point, all that can be seen is a screen of black, and all that can be heard is Celica and Ichigo shouting about having had eaten their baby as they run around the kitchen.
((ooc: This is a dual post! Which means responses will come from Ichigo and Celica. The thread order will go you > Celica > Ichigo.))]
text; closed to sougo
[Aaaand after the whole situation is resolved (spoilers: Oeuffy is fine; they just misplaced him), Celica will send a text to Sougo later on.]
sougoooo! (*・ω・)ﾉ
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And you're right. It's not funny. It's hilarious.
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It's not hilarious either! Right, Ichigo?
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[ It's almost like she was right on the same track as Celica.. She looks so serious too, it's obv it's not hilarious!! ]
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[He's surprised it took this long for someone to ask.]
But that doesn't matter. What matters is this absolutely amazing display of parenting. Way to go, ladies.
[He even follows it with a sarcastic little clap, because he's a jerk like that.]
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I had no idea he had a twin... [Oh well.] But this isn't a good display of parenting at all!
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[ Guess who's tearing up, looking at Celica now.. It's Ichigo. ] Celica-chan, we're horrible parents!
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[Explaining what was actually going on would take all day, so screw that.]
It's true though, you really are awful parents. But hey, I'm sure you can't have been the only pair so neglectful that you didn't even realize you ate your kid... right? I'm sure that happens to parents all the time.
["...You're enjoying this a little too much."]
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Ichigo, we're absolutely horrible...