eleven ◆ action / text

[extraordinarily]

OPTION A: action / outside the school

[ Haruhi’s sitting on a bench today, looking up in the sky melancholically. She honestly can’t believe what happened, and honestly, it’s completely and utterly embarrassing. She’ll just muse to herself, speaking aloud.

And she’s kind of angry, too. ]

I can’t believe I actually did that… Augh! It’s so stupid! I can’t believe I actually did that! I hate being normal, and that person—she wasn’t me. She wasn’t me at all.

OPTION B: text

Attention everybody!

If you saw me while those stupid shadows were around, you better forget about it, alright? That person wasn’t the real Suzumiya Haruhi. Especially you, Kyon! If you remember anything about what happened… I’ll kick you down a flight of stairs, got it?!

Also! To those who just arrived, I’m sorry. I was a huge jerk.

Oh, and Koizumi-kun. We need to talk. In private.

That is all. If you have any questions, though, I don’t mind answering.

Comments

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It was an out-of-body experience.

[observesthings]

i'm guessing those aren't normal here

[ Not even while dead. ]

[extraordinarily]

Isn't that already obvious?

[observesthings]

i haven't been here as long as you

[extraordinarily]

So? You've been here long enough.

[observesthings]

not enough to know how often things like that show up...

[extraordinarily]

Well, that was the first time - in my experience, anyway - that sort of thing's shown up.

[observesthings]

well, that's good to know... have any other dangerous things like that shown up before?

[extraordinarily]

Do you consider a monster fish as dangerous?

[observesthings]

... can it be a threat to people on land?

[ Because if that's not the case, can't he just, you know, not go in the water? ]

[extraordinarily]

Maybe.

[observesthings]

[ Maybe? ]

well can it go on land or not?

[extraordinarily]

It can probably jump pretty far on land since it's pretty big... Though I guess if you're outside the area it hits, you should be fine.

[observesthings]

[ welp. ]

i'll try to keep that in mind then