eleven ◆ action / text

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OPTION A: action / outside the school

[ Haruhi’s sitting on a bench today, looking up in the sky melancholically. She honestly can’t believe what happened, and honestly, it’s completely and utterly embarrassing. She’ll just muse to herself, speaking aloud.

And she’s kind of angry, too. ]

I can’t believe I actually did that… Augh! It’s so stupid! I can’t believe I actually did that! I hate being normal, and that person—she wasn’t me. She wasn’t me at all.

OPTION B: text

Attention everybody!

If you saw me while those stupid shadows were around, you better forget about it, alright? That person wasn’t the real Suzumiya Haruhi. Especially you, Kyon! If you remember anything about what happened… I’ll kick you down a flight of stairs, got it?!

Also! To those who just arrived, I’m sorry. I was a huge jerk.

Oh, and Koizumi-kun. We need to talk. In private.

That is all. If you have any questions, though, I don’t mind answering.

Comments

[tenminutes]

How? I don't even like Naoi that much. He gives me a weird feeling.

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[ She's probably going to die for this, but. ]

Are you sure you're not secretly in love with him, then?

[tenminutes]

.......

[ She looks to the side. If it were someone she liked a little more, she might tsun over it but since it's Naoi.. she just is gonna deadpan here. ]

Nevermind that I'm never falling in love with anyone in the history of ever, that's kind of creepy.

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What, is he really a creepy person?

[tenminutes]

He's a 15 year old boy with a god complex, the ability to enslave people with his eyes, and a bondage hat. I also suspect that he's got a thing for Otonashi, but it might just be that I don't remember whatever he's really really really sucking up to him for.

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And you didn't ask him why he's sucking up to Otonashi?

[tenminutes]

I don't care that much. If he likes Otonashi, good for him.

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But it sounds like an interesting mystery to solve! Maybe I should ask him.

[ HARUHI, NO ]

[tenminutes]

I won't stop you, but if you harass him about it I won't be responsible for the consequences.

[ Meaning if he hypnotizes your ass, she's going to laugh as long as he doesn't go too far. ]

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A master detective like me knows her way around people, you know!

[tenminutes]

[ IF YOU SAY SO HARUHI. ]

He's not people though, he's Naoi.

[ Alas, Yuri tends to think that as much as they're all idiots, they're unique idiots. ]

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He's still a person.

[tenminutes]

Yeah, but no one here's exactly normal. The rules of general people don't always apply.

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Being normal is overrated, anyway. And that just means I won't treat him like a normal person, then.

[tenminutes]

Good luck.