eleven ◆ action / text

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OPTION A: action / outside the school

[ Haruhi’s sitting on a bench today, looking up in the sky melancholically. She honestly can’t believe what happened, and honestly, it’s completely and utterly embarrassing. She’ll just muse to herself, speaking aloud.

And she’s kind of angry, too. ]

I can’t believe I actually did that… Augh! It’s so stupid! I can’t believe I actually did that! I hate being normal, and that person—she wasn’t me. She wasn’t me at all.

OPTION B: text

Attention everybody!

If you saw me while those stupid shadows were around, you better forget about it, alright? That person wasn’t the real Suzumiya Haruhi. Especially you, Kyon! If you remember anything about what happened… I’ll kick you down a flight of stairs, got it?!

Also! To those who just arrived, I’m sorry. I was a huge jerk.

Oh, and Koizumi-kun. We need to talk. In private.

That is all. If you have any questions, though, I don’t mind answering.

Comments

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[slave_of_suzumiya]

Oi, Suzumiya. What's up...?

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[ This is not the person she wanted to see hearing her talk out loud about her problems-- ]

N- nothing’s up, stupid. [ Guess who’s back to normal, though? ]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... You seem to be back to normal at least.

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Hmph. That's a good thing for me, at least. Not for you.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Oh? And why do you say that?

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I have my reasons. I'm not telling you, though. [ ... ] Oh, yeah. You haven't seen Koizumi-kun, have you?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Yeah, I have. What about it?

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You don't happen to know where he is right now, do you? I was thinking about talking to him since I didn't get the chance to earlier. As myself, I mean.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Why would I? It's not like I keep tabs on the guy.

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Augh... you really are useless, you know that? I don't get why I even wrote what I did when those stupid shadows were here!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Well gee, I'm sorry? I wasn't aware I was supposed to be working as your Private Eye now.

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Well, that doesn't matter. As long as you don't remember what I did when I was acting strange, it's fine.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

What makes you think I've forgotten? I've got amnesia from before I died, not after.

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Do you want me to give you amnesia again?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

I'd rather you didn't.

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That's why I'm telling you to forget about it! It's not important.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Why are you so insistent if it's not important then?

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Because you'll do something stupid, obviously! Once you remember everything, that is.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Something stupid like what?

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Like... something! I don't want to tell you, idiot!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Fine, whatever.

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[ Wow, Kyon, stop being so rude.. ]

Don't "fine, whatever", me! You don't even understand anything, do you? Being like that was horrible, and all you do is continue on being an idiot...!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Well, what do you expect!? Flowers and a "Get Well Soon" card?

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That'd be better than what you're doing now.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

I'm sorry?

(... Why is she so hard to get a read on?)