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afterliving2013-03-18 01:03 pm
extraordinarily) wrote in afterliving2013-03-18 01:03 pm
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Since it seems a bunch of people have been having problems with the NPCs, I'll give you all an easy tips and tricks guide on how to either avoid contact with them or avoid detention altogether. ☆
After all, dead people stick together, right? [ Even though several of you guys annoy her and are complete idiots or imbeciles.. ] If anyone wants to add anything, go ahead. As long as it's not stupid, I'll probably accept it.
Now, onto the actual guide!
Tips and Tricks Guide on Avoiding NPCs
1. Follow the rules, idiots. In other words, don't be complete dumbasses.
I know what you're thinking — "we're dead, so we don't have to follow the rules of some school that isn't going to help me!" but you're wrong. Even though this rule doesn't have to be followed in order to avoid NPCs, it's the easiest way to avoid them and not get into trouble. Also, rules have their loopholes, so if you find any, exploit them and use them. Just look at your student handbook if you haven't already.
And don't be stupid and break a rule; the NPCs will get to you.
2. If you do run into an NPC when you're not supposed to (caught ditching, cutting, what have you), use a smart excuse!
Tell them you got lost, are going to the principal's office, or asked your teacher to use the bathroom. This doesn't work multiple times, though, so I wouldn't recommend using the same excuse for the same NPC all the time. Also, for this one, you might want to know the faces of your fellow NPCs, just in case.
3. If you do something wrong and haven't gone to detention for it: do not stay in the dorms. Even more so if you have an NPC as a roommate.
They have your keys, you know, and even if you have kicked them out of the room, they will most likely get a duplicate key. Also, it's pretty likely that the staff members have master keys, so you can't leave that out. If you really don't want to go to school, just avoid the dorms and the school altogether and camp out.
4. Last case resort: if you do get caught and have no way out, I don't suggest fighting the NPCs.
I've seen them fight before, and they seem stronger than a normal human. Though NPCs fighting each other is popcorn worthy.
That's all for now, but once again, if anybody has anything to add, be my guest. I'll fix this page up periodically with updates, since a certain someone doesn't recall certain things just yet, but whatever.
[ And if anybody wants to meet up with Haruhi, she'll be around campus after classes, making sure that the people she knows well enough haven't gone to detention just yet. Especially since we dead people gotta stick together, right?! ]
After all, dead people stick together, right? [ Even though several of you guys annoy her and are complete idiots or imbeciles.. ] If anyone wants to add anything, go ahead. As long as it's not stupid, I'll probably accept it.
Now, onto the actual guide!
1. Follow the rules, idiots. In other words, don't be complete dumbasses.
I know what you're thinking — "we're dead, so we don't have to follow the rules of some school that isn't going to help me!" but you're wrong. Even though this rule doesn't have to be followed in order to avoid NPCs, it's the easiest way to avoid them and not get into trouble. Also, rules have their loopholes, so if you find any, exploit them and use them. Just look at your student handbook if you haven't already.
And don't be stupid and break a rule; the NPCs will get to you.
2. If you do run into an NPC when you're not supposed to (caught ditching, cutting, what have you), use a smart excuse!
Tell them you got lost, are going to the principal's office, or asked your teacher to use the bathroom. This doesn't work multiple times, though, so I wouldn't recommend using the same excuse for the same NPC all the time. Also, for this one, you might want to know the faces of your fellow NPCs, just in case.
3. If you do something wrong and haven't gone to detention for it: do not stay in the dorms. Even more so if you have an NPC as a roommate.
They have your keys, you know, and even if you have kicked them out of the room, they will most likely get a duplicate key. Also, it's pretty likely that the staff members have master keys, so you can't leave that out. If you really don't want to go to school, just avoid the dorms and the school altogether and camp out.
4. Last case resort: if you do get caught and have no way out, I don't suggest fighting the NPCs.
I've seen them fight before, and they seem stronger than a normal human. Though NPCs fighting each other is popcorn worthy.
That's all for now, but once again, if anybody has anything to add, be my guest. I'll fix this page up periodically with updates, since a certain someone doesn't recall certain things just yet, but whatever.
[ And if anybody wants to meet up with Haruhi, she'll be around campus after classes, making sure that the people she knows well enough haven't gone to detention just yet. Especially since we dead people gotta stick together, right?! ]